(adj.) A style of architecture in which buildings are designed to look like phallic symbols or huge erect cocks.
Donald Trump had Penis Envy, so he bought the Erectile Penile Empire State Building in New York City.
The Entex tower in Houston looks like a huge white dildo with windows... it's an outstanding example of Erectile Penile Architecture.
The Entex tower in Houston looks like a huge white dildo with windows... it's an outstanding example of Erectile Penile Architecture.
by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009
Get the Erectile Penile mug.When a man's penis is unable to get hard, when a man has difficulty getting or keeping an erection. There are many reasons for this but one such reason could be when you see someone so ugly and unattractive that you have a hard time becoming turned on again after seeing something so repulsive. The only way to fix this is to counter the horror that you have witnessed with the most drop-dead sexy girls that never fail to turn you on and will help to erase the repulsive imagery from your mind.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 19, 2022
Get the Erectile dysfunction mug.A made up condition that makes ugly or fat women, who don't satisfy their men, feel like it's not there fault.
"Hey Becca your totally super disgusting, no wonder Bob can't keep his pecker hard."
"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."
"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."
by graham crackaaa March 12, 2013
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Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.
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Girl: I told you not to drink so much.
by naknumm September 8, 2007
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Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!
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by Teh Bucky September 15, 2004
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by ComedyCosmos June 4, 2018
Get the Erectile Dysfunction mug.When you are keen to have some sexual activity with your partner, but she then tells you something that makes you lose your erection immediately
I was all ready to go this morning with Maria, but then she said her mother was coming around and I got erectile disappointment
I was keen to have sex with Maria, but she said she had to go shoe shopping and I got erectile disappointment
I was keen to have sex with Maria, but she said she had to go shoe shopping and I got erectile disappointment
by E. Rectifier January 25, 2012
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