43 definitions by Cornpop was a bad dude
Guy1: Yo DAMN. was complete trash I don't understand the hype.
Guy2: Yeah me either, that album was trash, Kendrick is trash.
Guy1: Yeah, Kendrick is just so mainstream and watered down, he even has Rihanna featured on his album.
Guy2: Yeah me either, that album was trash, Kendrick is trash.
Guy1: Yeah, Kendrick is just so mainstream and watered down, he even has Rihanna featured on his album.
by Cornpop was a bad dude January 10, 2018
An old man who makes disturbing and off-putting comments about little girls, sometimes unintentionally and sometimes intentionally.
Grandpa Joe: Wow, look at those beautiful young ladies, I love to see them dancing, they sure are some gorgeous young girls, wow look at her cross her legs like a little lady, she looks 19! I love seeing all these beautiful girls dancing, and I want to see them dancing in four years from now too!
Grandpa George: Man they are like 9 years old, stop being such a creepy Joe!
Joe Biden: The kids, I love to hear them, they used to come up outta the pool and rub my hairy legs, and they used to sit on my lap, I learned a lot, I learned a lot about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap!
Old Joe: Wow look at those beautiful young girls dancing, I love watching them, and I want to see them on the poles in a few years from now too! I can't wait to see them on the poles in a few years dancing!...oh wait, wait, don't twist my words now, I didn't mean...I meant...uh, um...I meant, I meant at the polls, as in the voting polls, come on man!
Grandpa George: Man they are like 9 years old, stop being such a creepy Joe!
Joe Biden: The kids, I love to hear them, they used to come up outta the pool and rub my hairy legs, and they used to sit on my lap, I learned a lot, I learned a lot about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap!
Old Joe: Wow look at those beautiful young girls dancing, I love watching them, and I want to see them on the poles in a few years from now too! I can't wait to see them on the poles in a few years dancing!...oh wait, wait, don't twist my words now, I didn't mean...I meant...uh, um...I meant, I meant at the polls, as in the voting polls, come on man!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
B - brainless
I - intellectually challenged
D - demented
E - everything wrong with America
N - not the president
I - intellectually challenged
D - demented
E - everything wrong with America
N - not the president
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
My grandma has Biden, we're probably going to have to put her in a nursing home soon...or we could just put her in the white house and make her be president and watch her be humiliated every day, but no I wouldn't do that to my own grandmother that's cruel. What kind of soul-less person would do something like that to their own family member? Oh wait...
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Another word for dementia
Johnny: Dad, what's wrong with Grandpa? Today he forgot who I was twice and then I think he even forgot where he was for a minute. He also started rambling about this guy named Corn Pop, and then he got to talking about his hairy legs, and how he liked kids to rub them, it was all very weird.
Dad: Well, I'm afraid to say that Grandpa is exhibiting strong signs of Biden
Johnny: what is Biden again? I've heard people talk about it but what is it exactly?
Dad: well son, Biden is what happens to some people when they get old, their mind starts to go and they start forgetting stuff that they used to know, they become confused quite often, and sometimes they even become agitated very easily.
Johnny: Why?
Dad: Well son, you see, when a person has Biden, they often know what they want to say but can't find the right words, and this can make them feel very flustered.
Johnny: Well is there anything we can do to help Grandpa?
Dad: Well I'm afraid not really, see the thing about Biden is that there really isn't a cure for it, and it becomes worse and more extreme the longer a person has it. So all we can do is love Grandpa regardless, even though it may be hard at times, and show him that we are here for him no matter what.
Johnny: is that it?
Dad: Yes, pretty much, that is all that we can do. ...Well, there is one thing that could definitely help him and make it easier on him.
Johnny: What's that?
Dad: never make him be the president.
Dad: Well, I'm afraid to say that Grandpa is exhibiting strong signs of Biden
Johnny: what is Biden again? I've heard people talk about it but what is it exactly?
Dad: well son, Biden is what happens to some people when they get old, their mind starts to go and they start forgetting stuff that they used to know, they become confused quite often, and sometimes they even become agitated very easily.
Johnny: Why?
Dad: Well son, you see, when a person has Biden, they often know what they want to say but can't find the right words, and this can make them feel very flustered.
Johnny: Well is there anything we can do to help Grandpa?
Dad: Well I'm afraid not really, see the thing about Biden is that there really isn't a cure for it, and it becomes worse and more extreme the longer a person has it. So all we can do is love Grandpa regardless, even though it may be hard at times, and show him that we are here for him no matter what.
Johnny: is that it?
Dad: Yes, pretty much, that is all that we can do. ...Well, there is one thing that could definitely help him and make it easier on him.
Johnny: What's that?
Dad: never make him be the president.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
B - bullshitin'
I - I'm not the president
D - does anyone know why I'm here because I don't!
E - everyone who voted for me is even dumber than I am
N - niggers are bad because I'm a racist
I - I'm not the president
D - does anyone know why I'm here because I don't!
E - everyone who voted for me is even dumber than I am
N - niggers are bad because I'm a racist
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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