Elf

entitled little fuck

Karen is one humongous elf.

by luc i. ferine August 26, 2023

Elf

A Chinese midget that is forced to work with a fat fuck in his factory to make toys and other shenanigans.

-yo dude look at the elf
-awesome, I wonder if it will give me a Huawei for Christmas

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023

elf!!

"elf!!" has a smile so big.. even the most friendliest people will fun away from him.

elf!!: "Hi! :)"
Friendly Person: "Get away from me!"
elf!!: ":)))))"

by ~ elf!! ~ January 2, 2021

Elf Boot Titties

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.

The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.

by will bitten December 19, 2016

Elf-it

Elf-it (verb) is to bluff to someone you love that you watched their favourite Christmas movie with them. Convincing them you watched it by describing it as "Christmassy" when it clearly is not "Christmassy".

This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it

Stuart was so busy eating Chinese food that he didn't watch the film that Susie had asked him to watch with her. She knew he'd elf-it and she was correct. Stuart sat on a "throne of lies".

by Sharkey & Bubbles March 19, 2022

elf practice

An activity generally practiced by the elves of Santa. During this time, elves practice the elfiness and fine-tune their pointed shoes. Skipping elf practice to practice dentistry is universally frowned upon.

Head Elf: Why weren't you at elf practice!?!??!

by k-e-e-f December 10, 2017

Elf Milk

An Australian company renowned for milking elves to make deliciously smooth milk and it comes in a variety of different flavours.

Authentically squeezed from the teet of an adolescent pregnant elf from Iceland you can not deny that this is Elf Milk

by Pengueleon May 4, 2015