Cockwaffle

it doesn't taste like poptarts

You fucking cockwaffle, what did you do that for?

by Pinkey12 June 9, 2018

Cockwartz

Jumped in for a nine and three quater

I went for a cockwartz and ended up with ron

by Koplover89 September 5, 2018

Cockapotamus

A fictional character that delights and entertains children and adults a like with song and dance, appearance is modest with a hippo head and the body of a rooster. People can not get enough of this timeless character.

The children laughed when the Cockapotamus stood on its head.

by What,Is,Love January 7, 2019

cockwallock

idiot or dumbass

paul was being such a cockwallock earlier he didn't know Africa was a continent

by DarklyV2 January 26, 2022

Cocklap

When a man's belly is so fat that it hangs down over his cock. The human version of a dewlap.

Did you see Billy in the locker room? Man, he's got the biggest cocklap I've ever seen!

by Derpy Do September 15, 2023

cockwalk

the act of pacing around inside a location, such as at a bathouse or other male-heavy sex club, for the purpose of showing off one's physique and genital size by, gathering attention by signifying your availability for sex, choosing one or more sex partners, and/or comparing yourself against competing men in the same space.

After i finished with that red-headed guy, it was time to take a cockwalk to check out the new inventory of men that had arrived within the past hour.

by GDDPHD May 13, 2016

cockward

The voluntary or involuntary act of progressing a situation or discussion into a state of awkwardness towards the male reproductive genitalia or “cock”

"Becky, don't bring up his ex-girlfriend in front of her. You're making shit cockward."

by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009