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cocktosis

Basically like halitosis except it's a term used for someone with "cock breath".
After the party last night, the redhead in the plaid skirt went home with cocktosis.
by Dee Gomez February 10, 2009
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Cocktown

A place where people come from and live who have had an interaction with another person and acted like a COCK.

A Cock by this definition is a person who, for no real reason takes pleasure in doing, saying or treating others with no regard, compassion or general empathy to other human beings.
After I'd explained my financial situation and why my rent was late my landlord issued me an intent to evict notice. Welcome to Cocktown
by mayorofCT December 17, 2011
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Cockatoo

A really loving bird who will be a lifelong companion if you choose one as an avian friend.

Cockatoos are often misunderstood, many people including a Battle Creek Michigan bird rescue like to say that cockatoos are hard to satisfy and that people can't fulfill the bird's best interest.

Although those people don't know the birds' best interests, most people don't understand that cockatoos aren't "One size fits all" animals like dogs. Cockatoos have different personalities and only the true owner of the bird can say what the bird's best interest is.

Even an adult that has cared for multiple birds can never truly say what a cockatoo's best interest is until they've actually had a cockatoo as an avian companion.
"Moxxie is such an amazing and well behaved cockatoo"
by Thecockatootamer October 11, 2022
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cocknoose

This is the practice of wrapping something such as wire, tape or some kind of material around a penis to restrict the release of fluids. Usually, someone will employ this tactic on a man's penis, and when he is about to orgasm, it will cause immense pain.
Stephanie caught Bill cheating on her, so she played like she didn't know. When they were about to engage in sexual relations, she gave him a cocknoose. He was about to cum, but then his penis blew up.
by Josh Amaral September 25, 2006
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Cockwood

Another name for a small ass town containing the word "wood".
Girl: I hate living in Cockwood.
Boy: Don't you mean Rockwood?
Girl: No, it's to small for that.
by LoveRM13 July 22, 2009
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Cocktorate

The equivalent of a doctorate degree, but in the study of cock instead
Man that chick I met on tinder is dumb as hell but she’s definitely got a cocktorate
by Logzbaker February 15, 2018
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cocktopus

A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.

Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.
That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.

My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.
by HerpesOnToast May 13, 2010
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