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cockinass

its when your acting like you have a cock up your ass, AKA deuchebag or bein really bitchy.
OR you actually have a COCK up your ASS.

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Miranda, your being such a cockinass.
by vaglover6989 August 31, 2009
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Cocking Cock

Noun: Someone who masturbates. A person who vigorously strokes their penis with their hand or other implement.

Verb: To masturbate. A play on words, like when you cock a gun, except you are cocking your cock.

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Example 1:

Person 1: Man, I need to stop masturbating so much.

Person 2: Dude, you're such a cocking cock.
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Example 2:

Person 1: Dude! Stop cocking your cock in my room!

Person 2: I can't help it! I'm such a cocking cock!
by BiggyBigCheese June 11, 2009
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Cocking the Helmet

When a female urinates while standing and uses the index and middle fingers to hold the "hood" back for aiming purposes.
I had to use the men's bathroom, they only had urinals so I had to resort to Cocking the Helmet
by CultureCheater November 20, 2014
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Sleep Cocking

When you have sex with your baby momma, with your sleeping child in the same bed, blocked off by a row of pillows.
Fuck man, she came over the other day and I ended up sleep cocking her. Wasn’t my fault, but at least I know Tommy was asleep the whole time.
by The C to the P January 2, 2019
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cockingfucklesprick

Someone who you want to strangle because they drive you totally insane that is worse than an asshole but not quite as bad as a motherfucker.
Dadu is a cockingfucklesprick.
by Miz. Queen July 17, 2007
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Cocking

The act of manipulating living, non-living, animate or in-animate objects with your penis.
Girl1: Arrghh, my throat is so sore I cant talk at all, i totally lost my voice, and i have bruises. I dont think that there was a single place on my body where this guys cock didnt go.

Girl2: that is what you get for getting cocked everyday of your weekend

Girl1: yeah, you're right I should probably stop cocking so much, but the way they manipulate me, i just can't stop.
by Teh_cocker May 4, 2010
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Sadie Cockins Dance

A party or gathering where all or most of the participants are male. Also known as a Dagger Dance or Sausage Fest.
This party turned into a real Sadie Cockins dance!
by Webbdingus March 25, 2009
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