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Cockinspeil 

Another term for Thee Penis. Commonly used in written piss pornography.
This is an excerpt from my piss porn

……….…………
“He moaned, thrusting his throbbing horse cockinspeil my ass“

Cockenspiel 

When you beat a person on their head with your penis. This is a non gender-specific term. Feel free to play the Cockenspiel on anyone from all three sexes.
(PAP PAP PAP) - Dude, I just gave you the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Hey Bitch, you just got the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Yeah you transexual freak, I just tossed your ass the "Cockenspiel", bitch!!!
Cockenspiel by onryou74 November 23, 2010

Cockandspeil 

When a male uses his penis to play musical melodies on a womens bare butt.
"Honey what are you doing to my ass?"

"Playin' my cockandspeil."
Cockandspeil by E-tyme October 8, 2008

CockInspection 

When your homies pull down your pants to check out your cock.
Chat: CockInspection on stream now.
Cole: Fine "pulls down pants"

Chat: Goes crazy!!

cockenspiel 

Something that is fake, Bogus, or completely out of line.
often used in conjunction with "thats a load of."
although not bound to those terms.
Cockenspiel is a very versatile word.
Sue: Lets stay after school and help the teachers clean.
Brian: you need to stop that cockenspiel!
cockenspiel by Brian M. W. February 4, 2007

cockenspillyhofmannigh 

a reson or word to desribe a complete bellend
o my god that guy was a complete cockenspillyhofmannigh
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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