clear the snorkel 

To masturbate

Same as...

Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.

clear the snorkel by Dwayne November 22, 2005

Clear The Bridge 

What Captain Kirk said when Mr. Spock farted.

(Scene) Enterprise crew discussing matters at the helm of the starship. Spock rips a huge one.
Capt. Kirk: Clear the bridge!

Clear The Bridge by Jump The Shark December 27, 2011

clear your RAM 

defined as the act of doing something decidedly unintelligent or forgetful. Generally used to rebuke another, for their imbecilic action.

So I heard you got caught cheating. Did you forget to clear your RAM or something?

clear your RAM by DEvastartor November 20, 2010

clear channel

(Verb)
When an obnoxious song is being overplayed. Typically nobody (at all, in the entire world) actually likes the song; but it gets played frequently on the radio. Mostly because Clear Channel wants to make people listen to it - those sick bastards!

See:
Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks
Grouplove - Tongue-tied

"Shit! This song AGAIN! The vocals sound like screaming children. Why the fuck?!"
"They're clear channeling this one man, escape to NPR."

clear channel by Galactic DICKtator February 4, 2013

Clear Shower 

A golden shower from a well hydrated man

Bobby woke me up with a clear shower, he must drink a lot

Clear Shower by Viking Nuts May 20, 2015

Clear lime 

Noun, meaning a dumbass person usually found in children parks playing with snakes.

Evan: what’s that dumbass doing over there playing with snakes?
Lemon boy: idk they’re acting like a clear lime

Clear lime by clearDeLémon November 16, 2021

clear the custard

Of a male, to masturbate the custard-cannon until ejaculation . Chiefly British/Australian usage. See ejaculation and masturbation-male for synonyms.

(It's hard to use this in a sentence)

Dude....I never get a girl so all I do is clear the custard.

clear the custard by Stumpy69 April 30, 2006