Choff

noun. (1) One who is unrefined in the social realm. (2) An unrefined individual suffering from social retardation. (3) Usually suffers from early age male pattern baldness, displays a wide variety of creepy and uncomfortable smiles, has an overblown sense of baseball talent, suffers from extreme scoliosis, constantly tells untimely and distasteful jokes, and has a general lack of understanding of social situations. (See: Faggot)

(1) Hot Girl: "Are you guys gonna clean that up" Choff: "Why dont you do it yourself, bitch" (insert creepy smile).

(2) Person 1: "What did you do to that girl last night?" Person 2: "Nothing, I totally choff'ed".

by DJ Choff September 29, 2013

Chemoff

The extremely rare kind of teenager who is chav, emo, and a bit of a boffin.

They can usually be seen riding their BMXs, whilst wearing black and white make-up and studying. All at the same time.

Hey, whats up with Kyle, he seems weird all of a sudden?

Oh yeah, he's going for the chemoff look.

by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009

Chioff

Adjective: The action of smoking a marijuana cigarette.

Hey Sean! Let's go Chioff a daubb after work!

by Z-master September 23, 2018

cheffing the ops

using a knife to stab the opposition

cheffing the ops means stabbing up the opposition like Unkown T

by ajala ajala mama e October 31, 2019

Cheffette

A female chef or cook

The new cheffette prepared the most delightful dishes anyone had tasted in a long time.

by Nyxter February 11, 2021

choffy

A child offender

In prison choffys get beat up

by jOSHdAbEST003 July 30, 2021

Choff

A mixture between a Toff and a Chav

e.g A choff is a person (commonly of Chav background, or heritage) who walks around in designer clothes, talks commonly but attends a posh school and hangs around with a higher social circle, often new money and keen to flash their cash

Courtney - "ZOMG check my like totally AMAZING new channel bag"

by 01273 June 7, 2009