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noun. (1) One who is unrefined in the social realm. (2) An unrefined individual suffering from social retardation. (3) Usually suffers from early age male pattern baldness, displays a wide variety of creepy and uncomfortable smiles, has an overblown sense of baseball talent, suffers from extreme scoliosis, constantly tells untimely and distasteful jokes, and has a general lack of understanding of social situations. (See: Faggot)
(1) Hot Girl: "Are you guys gonna clean that up" Choff: "Why dont you do it yourself, bitch" (insert creepy smile).

(2) Person 1: "What did you do to that girl last night?" Person 2: "Nothing, I totally choff'ed".
by DJ Choff September 30, 2013
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