Giving Birth to a General in the Burns Unit

To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.

Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!

Confused Man: What?!

Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.

by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009

Chemoff

The extremely rare kind of teenager who is chav, emo, and a bit of a boffin.

They can usually be seen riding their BMXs, whilst wearing black and white make-up and studying. All at the same time.

Hey, whats up with Kyle, he seems weird all of a sudden?

Oh yeah, he's going for the chemoff look.

by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009

Nasal Assassin

A person who's voice is so nasal that - in rare circumstances - can cause death.

Man #1: *Incomprehensible nasal ramblings*

Man #2: Whimper...*THUD*

Concerned Onlooker: That poor man has just been slaughtered by a nasal assassin!

by BringerOfWordsdom September 20, 2009

Fridge Juice

The watery substance that appears on food and at the back of the fridge after prolonged stays in said fridge.

It is identical to water in sight, smell, and probably taste, but the fact that it's from a fridge is enough to put you off your food.

Ben took the small box of mini sausages out of the fridge and saw - to his horror - that they were covered in fridge juice.

by BringerOfWordsdom October 10, 2009