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Beardson's Law

The shorter the hobbit, the redder the face.
Beardson's Law accurately identifies his beet red face.
by FARTPOOP22 August 29, 2022
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beardliment

When you receive a compliment on your manly beard.
"I've gotten so many beardliments since I brushed my beard!"
by Beard422 May 8, 2014
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Beardmore

Weird creatures who walk upon this Earth. They utilize tampons and use lamps for inappropriate uses of creating light. They shower as white people. They also smell like demonic butt. They crave spandex. Plus, not to forget to mention, they throw deuces at the wall for their parents and friends when they are over. often asks if somebody knows who the first president is, oh and pee on you. They are also born with freaky-feet and show their love by raising their middle finger, when they have 3 fingers pointing back at them. They also love to dye their hair and change purses 50 million times a day. They claims to kiss the purses ass. See, the female Beardmore's own a cat so crazy and weird, maybe a hint of stupidity that they're called Sunny. A total opposite by the way And licks her Vagina, Literally They are aliens from your anus.
They wear Dr. Seuss looking socks. I forgot my coffee. "Awwww, tough noodles cubootles" They contains more beards. "You two are just so retarded together" "We got to go find your dad's new doctor tomorrow." They're reallllllllly short!!!!!!!!. They have crappy phones. "My kids are driving me crazy" "Hola back at ya." Stoners, swimmers, often half cuban. Can't figure out what streets which. They tend to move around a lot. They trip on words, the half descents anyway.
Beardmore uses sticks from Harry Pothead's movie and goes "Liviosaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwhhhh" to lift shit up and throw Deuce's at the wall for ya, bruh.
by WAMMSMMMSJJSJ January 20, 2015
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Beardspective

Because of one's beardspective he could see beyond racial indifference.
by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa September 12, 2016
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Beardsley

Beardsley, a name people can be given. Anyone given this name is instantly turned into a power hungry beast, filled with rage. if they find another beardsley, they will go into a death battle, and the losing beardsley will be erased from existance.
Woah man you gave your kid that name?
i want him to be a beardsley.
by FrogKachow March 10, 2020
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Baldsome Beauty

A person that has no hair, but is still very attractive. It is mostly men that are baldsome beauties, but really, it's any gender/identity.
That guy in the supermarket earlier truly was a baldsome beauty. I wonder if I'll ever meet him again...

We have that bald bastard over there, and then the chad himself, the baldsome beauty.
by LuckyyyLoaded July 23, 2021
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Baldsome Beauty

A person that has no hair, but is still very attractive. It is mostly men that are baldsome beauties, but really, it's any gender/identity. Anyone can be a baldsome beauty! You just have to have no hair.
That guy in the supermarket earlier truly was a baldsome beauty. I wonder if I'll ever meet him again...

We have that bald bastard over there, and then the chad himself, the baldsome beauty.
by LuckyyyLoaded July 25, 2021
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