beardcore 

A new sub-genre of music, started in America, which comprises of so called "Happy Hardcore" metal music. The songs are lyrically sung rather than shouted, but all the major ideals from metal are there (the double pedal, drop tuned guitars, breakdowns.) The only major difference is the songs are played in a major (or "happy") key. Beardcore is attached to this small sub-genre, because of the leading band, Four Year Strong (Who together have more hair than a sheep)

"Hey dude, you checked out this beardcore band?"
"OMG they're so rad, I gotta buy their merch and grow a beard to beat them!"

beardcore by jon_sparky March 28, 2009

Beardcore 

Beardcore is for those who:
* have a beard
* aspire to have a beard
* like beards
* love beards
* think beards are hot
* think beards rock
* are hardcore in general

"Wow look at that beard! He's so beardcore!"
"I wish I was as hardcore as you.... BEARDCORE!"

Beardcore by rhino_loupe July 10, 2007

Beardcore 

A subgenre of indie music characterized by folk or country-twinged songwriters who intertwine wistfulness and irony in such a way that each element cannot be plucked from the tune. They also wear beards. The most well known purveyors of this genre are Iron & Wine and Will Oldham.

Damn, I love that Beardcore music. Rivers Cuomo is such an enema.

Beardcore by T-Dog Jenkins March 6, 2005

Beardcore 

Beardcore is a sub-genre of metal, or hardcore rock.
The members of a beardcore band often all have beards, hence the name.

Do I listen to beardcore? Did you mean Four Year Strong?
I'm pretty sure you meant Four Year Strong.
No?
Oh...

Beardcore by Handsomely Bearded December 4, 2011

Bardcore 

A genre of music using traditional medieval instruments and vocals to perform a song or tune that was not initially intended to be in a medieval style.

what type of song is this?

well, it is Bardcore of course!

Bardcore by Lord Brexit June 6, 2020

baldcore 

hardcore dedicated to the bald lifestyle

POWA KORD, MIAMI BALDCORE BAND - "WHATS WITH ALL THE SCENE KIDS? THEY GOT HAIR. RIP IT OUT OF THEIR SCALPS. I DON'T CARE."

baldcore by swampo dompo July 6, 2010

Bardcore 

A musical genre involving having modern songs reverse engineered to sound more medieval, primarily by replacing the sounds of modern instruments with those that existed in the middle ages. If the song contains English lyrics, the words might be altered to sound more like Shakespearean English. All of this is to make it sound as if the song could've been sung by a [bard} in a medieval tavern somewhere, hence the name 'Bardcore'.

James: Like heavy metal bands like Sabaton, what about you?

Michael: Nah, I prefer bardcore.

Bardcore by Norse Emperor June 6, 2020