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Brixton Bluestripe

The free shirt given to defendants who have never owned an item of apparel that buttons, so that juries will not be prejudiced against them because of their clothes.
Sir Radish, QC: The fucking expert witness died. Slap clerk Falwell in a Brixton Bluestripe and tell him he's on double time.
Brixton Bluestripe by whiteteeth October 6, 2011

emotional blueballs 

When you are sad and hold back tears and give yourself a headache...
Person 1: I have stopped myself from crying so much today I have a headache.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.
emotional blueballs by @KO June 25, 2016

First Week Blues 

N.- The state of confusion/depression that arises during your first week at a new job. You don't know how to do anything yet, you don't know anyone and it is awwkwarrrrd and depressing...
Joanie-
"What's wrong Renee? I thought you landed your dream job."

Renee-
"I did, I just started yesterday. I don't want to go back, I think I may have the first week blues..."

Going Good Blues 

A feeling that you get when things are going really good, but you're just waiting for things to go bad.
I have the going good blues.
Going Good Blues by MusicLover4evr February 8, 2015

BlueAnon 

“‘Blue Anon’ is an apt descriptor for the nearly illiterate opinion-makers on the left who seem to be working overtime to come up with ridiculous theories to explain why it is that so much of the policy agenda of the radical wing of the Democrat party is so unpopular. Here are some examples which should fall right in the heart of the ‘Blue Anon’ definition — hyperbole or not (sometimes it’s hard to tell).”
BlueAnon...Lastly — for our purposes here — there is a story out today calling attention to the new media narrative that BLM protests last summer were non-violent, unlike the Jan. 6 ‘riots’ by white supremacists who were all Trump supporters.”
BlueAnon by gendernonspecific March 7, 2021

Blowjob Blues

A term used to describe the emotion that a man experiences when he can not achieve an orgasm from a blowjob.
Guy 1: "Hey how was Carol last night? ;D"
Guy 2: Man, I'm so depressed. I got the blowjob blues ):"
Blowjob Blues by Robert on Toast January 7, 2011