wee unit

(west of scotland) a fit or hot girl usually wearing something that appeals. Not an exact science but I would say under 25.

did you see that wee unit?

or

Q: How was the gig?
A: Shite. But the whole place was full of wee units.

by dogpish July 28, 2010

Thurmond Unit

A fictitious piece of hardware in your computer that "breaks" and the IT guy has no answers as how to fix it.

Joan: My mouse isn't working I think the batteries are dead in it.

IT Guy: it could be the Thurmond Unit, I had better take the pc and mouse to check it.

He replaces batteries. Returns the unit and mouse and claims the Thurmond Unit was almost gone, but "replaced it". Never telling Joan that it was the batteries.

by ILLREPUTE June 2, 2016

CTD Unit

A measurement of time in units of the length of "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by The Crash Test Dummies. One CTD Unit is specifically 3 min and 53 seconds.

"I counted 6 hundred and 32.5 CTD Units to drive without sleep from Los Angles to New York City."
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."

"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"

"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."

Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."

"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"

by Nolink January 30, 2017

Business unit

Male reproductive and/or sexual organ as referred to euphemistically by the upper class or in a work-based environment.

- "I say, Richmal, did you perchance have carnal knowledge of that Shazza last night?""Indeed I did, Montague, and I can't half feel it in my business unit today."
- "Woop, woop, ladies. Check out the business unit on THIS junior accounts executive."

by Johnny Knack January 13, 2017

spencer unit

The standard measurement of a guy named Spencer's dick which can be used to shame all other men.

Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches

Also known as a bakers dick.

My ex was maybe 1/3 of a Spencer unit the Wendigo said while comparing a Spencer to an Aaron .

by Sir Higgins July 19, 2017

mint unit

Really meaning it’s completely fucked but you can’t accept that it’s a pile of shit.

That snowmobile is a mint unit since you crashed into the trees

by Brapp65 May 4, 2018

Micro Unit

A bitch (or bloke) that is small in terms as height, but is so fat they could crush the entire Vatican city.

Woah dat bitch is a fucking micro unit!
You fucking micro unit!

by Analbumparty_1233 June 6, 2019