Forgewood disco

Used when someone is switching lights off and on more than would constitute normal usage. Forgewood being the scummy area of Motherwell. Also has standard response 'nah, too many people'.
A: It's like a fucking Forgewood disco in here.
B: Nah, too many people
by dogpish July 28, 2010
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exotica

a fit or hot girl of non local appearance. Typically asian, latin or mixed race
(walking down a busy street)

Roy: did you see that wee exotica waiting at the cash machine there?

Gavin: Aye, no bad.
by dogpish July 28, 2010
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wee unit

(west of scotland) a fit or hot girl usually wearing something that appeals. Not an exact science but I would say under 25.
did you see that wee unit?

or

Q: How was the gig?
A: Shite. But the whole place was full of wee units.
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roots manuva

I made a hell of a mess, had to get the roots manuva out
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lamp shade

Same principal as a teabag (To lower your body as to dip the testicles into an other's mouth)...

Only the teabagger is wearing a kilt.
Lamp Shade

How was Mike's wedding?

Pretty good I think. I can't remember much after lampshading the bridesmaid.
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spam bean

How's your spam bean?
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to have homosexual (male) sex
to drop anchor in poo harbour:

Alan: I'm sorry Fred, I'm not sure what you mean about Peter...

Fred: Well, let's just say he drops anchor in Poo Harbour.
by dogpish July 28, 2010
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