Definitions by dogpish

Forgewood disco 

Used when someone is switching lights off and on more than would constitute normal usage. Forgewood being the scummy area of Motherwell. Also has standard response 'nah, too many people'.

A: It's like a fucking Forgewood disco in here.
B: Nah, too many people

Forgewood disco by dogpish July 28, 2010

to drop anchor in poo harbour 

to have homosexual (male) sex

to drop anchor in poo harbour:

Alan: I'm sorry Fred, I'm not sure what you mean about Peter...

Fred: Well, let's just say he drops anchor in Poo Harbour.

to drop anchor in poo harbour by dogpish July 28, 2010

exotica 

a fit or hot girl of non local appearance. Typically asian, latin or mixed race

(walking down a busy street)

Roy: did you see that wee exotica waiting at the cash machine there?

Gavin: Aye, no bad.

exotica by dogpish July 28, 2010

wee unit 

(west of scotland) a fit or hot girl usually wearing something that appeals. Not an exact science but I would say under 25.

did you see that wee unit?

or

Q: How was the gig?
A: Shite. But the whole place was full of wee units.

wee unit by dogpish July 28, 2010

lamp shade 

Same principal as a teabag (To lower your body as to dip the testicles into an other's mouth)...

Only the teabagger is wearing a kilt.

Lamp Shade

How was Mike's wedding?

Pretty good I think. I can't remember much after lampshading the bridesmaid.

lamp shade by dogpish July 28, 2010

spam bean

clitoris

How's your spam bean?

spam bean by dogpish July 28, 2010

roots manuva 

scottish rhyming slang
hoover

I made a hell of a mess, had to get the roots manuva out

roots manuva by dogpish July 28, 2010