cum sponge

a person with the ability to soak up cum at a rate far greater than an entire roll of Bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.

reduce your clean-up by 90% by keeping a cum sponge under your bed.

by pylick November 6, 2004

Splooge-Tag

Splooge-Tag is a game first made popular by the 1986 Van Halen Road Crew but anyone can play. The basic idea is to get a blowjob but at the end you pull out of her mouth and try to get as much in her hair as possible. If she asks why you pulled out tell her it was because you had too much respect for her to come in her mouth, Now, make sure there are no mirrors handy and when you clean her up make sure you do not touch her hair deposit. The last part is where you tell her you have to hurry because somebody needs to meet her. Eddie Van Halen worked great but a parent or Priest or whomever will also work. Hurry her to the meeting and introduce her by saying what a nice girl she then when she steps forward to try to shake hands you stand behind her pointing out the offending mass…really great fun for all!

That's John's sixth girl this week and it's only Thursday...that guy sure loves his Splooge-Tag!

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 8, 2008

splunger

an over zealous eater of cheeseburgers.

Nick Doughter is a splunger; there isnt a day he goes without McDonalds.

by Camille Reinhardt February 8, 2007

splengetastical

"as good as splenge"

Ryan Gabb: "Kayleigh Dolphin is splengetastical!!"

by Ryan Gabb April 5, 2007

sploogerific

something that makes you want to cum your pants

Pam Anderson's boobs are sploogerific

by rubyconverse July 8, 2009

Splunge Meister

A 'Splunge Meister' is somebody or someone who is a master at making females ejaculate.

"Bro, some guy I know is a total Splunge Meister, he even made that 9/10 Jenny ejaculate!"

by TheSplungeMeister December 30, 2012

Splooge

That sound you hear when your successfully pleasuring a woman, having a sexual intercourse, or when your eating her out.

It is also that you had heard if you were ever blessed enough to witness two lesbian's 69'ing each other.

You can also hear this phenomenon sound when your mixing tuna with mayonnaise in a bowl.

Mary could feel her pussy drooling as Kate was using her talented mouth to nibble on her clitoris.

Kate, knowing that Mary was on the edge of a mind-vlowing orgasm, knew it was time to use her fingers to pump her slippery hole.

Soon Mary was causing Kate's pussy to make a splooge-like sound and she knew that she must bring Kate to her anticipated orgasm.

by ThatGuyWhoKnowsAlot March 5, 2013