cum sponge

a person with the ability to soak up cum at a rate far greater than an entire roll of Bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.

reduce your clean-up by 90% by keeping a cum sponge under your bed.

by pylick November 06, 2004

BYOC

bring your own condom

my local rent-a-hoe has a BYOC policy.

by pylick November 06, 2004

pylick

an oral act upon any vaginal region.

must be a vertical py, a little crust is o.k.

pardon me mam, i'll trade you 2 pylicks for 1 pudlick.

by pylick November 06, 2004