Cap'n Crunch

This product may contain small amounts of addictive crack cocaine which makes the cock and balls swell and put on their mean faces.

My cerial may be intertwine with sweet sweet home made crack cocain grown by my foster asian children. Foster chinese children:"Crackatize me cap'n, now!!!"

by Cap'n Crack July 5, 2003

cap'n hook

Someone who lives off the profession of being prostitute. A whore who sells sex on craigslist.

He got with that cap'n hook 5 nights ago and fucked her for an unknown amount of time. He said he had a better time than he ever did that ho who he payed dinner for.

by POW right in the kissah April 25, 2010

Cap Fag

a generic male with the style of today: stripped shirt, nike shoes, black pants and most importantly a Adidas cap and man puirse

My god, look at that cap fag he's so generic, they're everywhere!

by The Lorax slayer July 17, 2018

Cap Burn

The action of unscrewing a bottle cap and slipping, burning the skin in between your thumb and pointer finger.

Man, the cap on that soda was tight. It gave me a little cap burn.

by Delfer04 July 3, 2020

Cap talk

My ugly Ass boy bsf always talm bout some cap talk😭 i heardddddd it basically means wat u say is cap😛

Person; I stole yo girl

Boy; that’s cap talk

by Dabrattt✨😏 November 7, 2020

CAP’N CRUNCH

Austin is a capper, he should be referred to as CAP’N CRUNCH for his complete inability to not cap

Austin AKA CAP’N CRUNCH was CAP’N when he said “I did a raid with a lvl 46 in Pokémon go”

by Sauc3Jr November 12, 2020

Cap'n Huttah

The entirely most kickass CS dude ever. however, he happens to appear in SOCOM II, UT, and DOD also. He enjoys having intimate conversations with Linz from texas as well as watching Trog Dor burninate the countryside.

Cap'n Huttah pwnt j00r b!7<h 4$$

by Teh Joo October 17, 2004