Twitter Anxiety

When you have tweeted something and nobody has replyed or re-tweeted to it.

Twitter Tweet: Today i Will go to the MOA!!!
2Hrs l8r, WHERE ARE MY RT'S AND REPLYS'? I THOUGH I WAS POPULAR, what a twitter anxiety :(

by JosieShore April 10, 2011

Twitter

Uncontrollable spasms of the sphincter while trying to suppress defecation

I have to poo so bad my crack hole is twittering.

by bb987 March 18, 2009

Twitter

what your dick does after you cum. according to dustin motherfucking price motherfucking campbell

Did your dick just twitter?! please dont tell me you got me pregnant.

by Armychica131 June 30, 2009

Twitter god

When God allowed Lucifer to let Donald Trump use Twitter to racially electrify his mostly white blue-collar supporters to vote against “crooked” Hillary Clinton, although millions of “illegal votes” were cast against him.

Without the Twitter god, President Trump is “politically impotent,” and if the dishonest press gang together to offer him scant coverage, he’s socially bankrupt—when political alienation or isolation could be worse than a presidential impeachment.

by MathPlus November 10, 2018

Twitter Purge

On Luly the 19th all thots/hoes/squallys/sluts will be exposed to what they really are. It is only for 24 hours.

"Omgee Girl! You heard about that twitter purge?"
"Nah, Why?"
"Well You need to hit up your girl Ashley before her feelings get hurt. They exposing thots all day"
"Well she's fucked..."
"My point exactly. She better delete her twitter or something."

by Heaven's Squad! July 13, 2014

twitterphobia

When you are hesitant to follow someone of Twitter because of the fear that they will not follow back.

I have total twitterphobia about following people, they just never follow back!

by humzamumtaz512 March 14, 2012

twitterpated

a woman so horny she is wet to below her knees

Every time the dark haired attendant smiled at her she was instantly twitterpated.
She couldn't drink tequila because she knew it would make her horny, and if she had 2 she would become twitterpated.

by cold clear light April 4, 2015