Tonser

Somehow a common misspelling of Tinder.

I keep meeting ugly af people on tonser

by peeeeeeeep August 24, 2017

tonsil punch

When you use a girls tonsil as a punching bag for your dick

Mandingo took Leshaniqua to his crib and tonsil punched her.

by alskdjflkasjjfllksjdf October 2, 2017

Tons of guns

A surplus of any items needed for a particular occasion.

Fern: Do I need to bring a Dutch or some beer for tonight?

Me: Nah son, I got tons of guns.

by Saint Mantooth December 12, 2017

ToonCraftYT

the most famous and relevant minecraft youtuber on the platform. He makes wonderful content, such as "Exposing 02p" and "mom prevents son from doing homework *description*". It is rumored that there will be a 6 hour wait at vidcon just to meet the one and only toon. Toon is the GOAT!

OMG!!! I just saw ToonCraftYT over there with 20 ebitches on his arms!!! He's soooooo hot i want his dick!!!!

by Coolgal224 February 15, 2018

TOOLS

Crack Cocaine Rocks

You never Carry tools, not even squarey cubes.

by Sicario da Vinci May 12, 2018

Tons

A girl who’s genarally a nice person, hardly gets into drama with anyone. Funny afff, falls in love way too easily and is a true friend. Too affectionate, touches your shoulder if she’s not that close to you, gives you a kiss if she is. Physically attractive too.

I think I like Tons. She’s so nice

by Dreamcatcher9 August 16, 2018

Toon

A really sweet and caring boy who has never harmed anyone and is always positive

he acts like a total Toon.

by lilkrebs September 6, 2018