nflactic shock

When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.

"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"

by andersjg August 11, 2017

shit shock

the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit

I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.

-that fucking pillock did it again!

by retarded_parrot November 27, 2017

Spam Shock

The state of becoming so used to the disgusting flavour and texture of spam, that anything else sends your body into a horrid spiral

Jack: I shouldn't have eaten that casserole, I think it's gone off. It's either that or Spam Shock

by PunchyouAl January 15, 2018

crotch shock

when he or she grabs your penis/vagina with cold hands.

oh my god she just gave me a crotch shock

alesia shrunk my penis with her crotch shocks hands.

by shelllzzzz June 11, 2018

Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018

Shell Shock

A video game, popular in Middle School

RYAN: Let's play Shell Shock!
JEFF: I will make the map.
RYAN: Wait! Mr. Hobbs is right over there! Wait until he can not see your screen!

by viviecho October 2, 2018

sticker-shock

The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.

I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!

by QuacksO August 12, 2018