Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction

What a friendly old man tends to use to convince people to help him with something that will help humanity as a whole.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Please use the darkness.)

Disobedient teenager: Why would I use the darkness?

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Because it's for everyone's sake.)

Teenager: Okay I DON'T believe you.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction)

Teenager: Ouchi ouch!

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Use the darkness.)

Teenager: okay sure

Old man: X-BLADE!
(You will even get my expert diplomatic skills by using it)

Teenager, who is also an old man now: X-BLADE!
(Okay I believe you.)

by Consarn December 1, 2018

megdee

Often known as megdoodle Megdee is a nice strong independent white woman

Megdee is black

by OddAsianBoi December 16, 2019

Megalomaniac of Doom

A megalomaniac such a megalomaniac that they become a Megalomaniac of Doom. (Capital letters are required.)

Jeff is a power hungry Megalomaniac of Doom.

by Megalomaniac Of Idiosyncrasies February 15, 2020

Double Megabed Floorgy

When you put two college bunk beds together, creating two megabeds, and you have a massive orgy on the beds with everyone on your floor.

Dude, how was the party last weekend?

It was so crazy that we had a double megabed floorgy.

by Floor 2 Peeps March 16, 2011

The Megumi Partical

The Megumi Partical is the theory in which a person (usually a male) believes becoming romantically obsessed with another person (usually a female) in an unhealthy manor will heighten his chances with her. In most cases, the female is unaware of the obsession the male has over her. The symptoms of the Megumi Partical usually include but are not limited to the following:
•Loss of sleep over thinking about her
• Writing poems and letters, then not giving them to her
•Stalking her on social media
•Learning everything you possibly can about her
•Etc.
In all recorded cases of The Megumi Partical, the male has been unsuccessful in his attempts to woo the female.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't stop thinking about *insert name here*

Guy 2: Tell her how you feel man.

Guy 1: Nah, I can't, I'll just stalk her on Facebook and write her poems and have pictures of her on my phone.

Guy 2: Dude, this is a serious case of The Megumi Partical. We need to get you help.

by DefinitelyNotAPedo October 15, 2014

Agent Curt Mega

Curt Mega is an agent in Spies are Forever which is a musical about Spies.

Agent Curt Mega works for the American Secret Service and was in a relationship with Owen Carvour.

However, he killed Owen after finding out that Owen was pretending to be dead all along.

Owen Carvour and Agent Curt Mega love each other dearly!
OMG! Agent Curt Mega is my favourite character in Spies are Forever.
I love Agent Curt Mega.

by raetheorygal December 1, 2020

megalomaniac

A person needs complete control over everything such as a world or a timeline

Sans: woah chara is a megalomaniac

by Rosey221 June 27, 2017