LBSTSS

Long Back Short Top Shaved Sides

Another name for a variation of a hard-core mullet haircut.

Often seen on the trashiest of whites. Prevelant in the south. Plentiful at any NASCAR gathering.

Jim: I'm on that LBSTSS status

Jimmy: The fuck you talking about?

Jim: The mullet. Long Back Short Top Shaved Sides.

Jimmy: Dale Jr!

by Loetrad October 2, 2011

Lost

n. television series

Everybody loves it, nobody gets it.

Have you seen Lost?
It's a great show but I honestly don't get it.

by beingboredsucks January 15, 2012

Lost Treasure

When you leave a large poo in the toilet for the cleaner to see.

Dude the cleaner is going to be pissed when she finds the lost treasure in the bog.

by xMC- October 2, 2013

Lost troll

A version of a internet troll where the troll makes a comment on a subject with a message completely irrelevant to the topic or discussion at hand for the purpose of confusing and bewildering readers and participants of the discussion. A milder kind of trolling where readers might take the troll for someone truly lost on the internet.

In a discussion about My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic a lost troll may post the following:

"Yes. It needs to be a lower temp though. The glue gun melts it too fast because it's too hot. The crayon itself keeps running as well due to the higher temp. I'm trying to make some kind of adjustable temperature version. I'm thinking of doing the same as soldering pencil manufacturers do with their products."

Prompting replies in the likeness of "what are you doing here?".

by Achmedsander October 8, 2013

lost my waffle

Almost went insane over something too good to be true.

That booty is so dope, I almost lost my waffle.

by abeslincoln4life March 15, 2014

Lobthaw

A lobthaw is someone who manages to make a fuckery out of a situation that is seemingly impossible to fuck up and make a shambles of it.

Big Dick M'Gallon finally gets an absolute model of a young one for himself.Big Dick then gets absolutely smaaaaaaaaashed and forgets his name and everything associated with him. So Big Dick decides to shift a friend of the young one, like the lobthaw he is. Big Dick is now left twiddlin his thumbs like the pure Gammon master he is. Well done Big Dick ya stumour. Your duuuuuuuuuuuuune .

The lads: Big Dick do you remember last night.

Big Dick : No lads what happened.

Gets told story.

Big Dick : Ah fuck im taken.

The lads: You are a fucking lobthaw.

by Dougal McNulty November 5, 2014

lost-and-adopt

(v.) to pick up something from a lost-and-found that isn't yours to use. Return optional.

I forgot my eraser, so I lost-and-adopted one.

by cutesy pastel living doll June 11, 2014