Trashiest

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Trashiest by Big Boi WIll June 11, 2018

trashketball 

A long since known variation of the popular 'basketball.' Using a crumpled piece of paper or similar object that is specifically meant to be disposed of in the trash, the player(s) must assess the situation, including but not limited to: wind direction, wind speed, presence of the Pizzonator, trash can diameter, and trashketball size. After calculating the perfect range and power, a forward motion of the hand and release will officially put the trashketball into play. In a versus match, opponents may intercept and land a trashketball of their own. However, the game of trashketball is often played solo with one referee and several spectators. When the player's trashketball successfully enters and stays in the trash can, well, that's a CHECK. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Mr. Pizzo grew up on the hard streets of L.A. playing Trashketball.

Mr. Pizzo eyed the shot carefully as Billy fired a trashketball from his desk to the trash can. A perfect shot. Mr. Pizzo admired this eagle-eye accuracy, but all he could say was, "that's a check."

trashketball by Pikablu FTW December 9, 2008

trashvertising 

The act of advertising by leaving printed promotional materials where someone will have remove it and/or throw it away to go about their daily business. Fliers on door handles, fliers on car windshields, "sample" newspapers in the driveway. These items often end up in the parking lot, street, etc. as people typically just throw them somewhere to get them out of the way.

<winter time>
Neighbor 1: "Watcha doing?"
Neighbor 2: "Fixing my snow blower. Blades are jammed." *grunts*
Neighbor 1: "From what?"
Neighbor 2: (pulls out a mangled wad of paper) "That stupid ad-covered newspaper thingy."
Neighbor 1: "Salty. You get the daily paper?."
Neighbor 2: "No. It's just a bunch of ads they give out...try and get you to subscribe. They throw them all over the neighborhood."
Neighbor 1: "What dicks."
Neighbor 2: "Yeah...I hate the Plain Dealer and their trashvertising. It's gonna cost me $50 to have this thing fixed."

trashvertising by citiz3n February 15, 2010

trashtastic 

An adjective describing someone who dresses trashy and looks fantastic. (Maybe it takes a lot of money to look so cheap.)

Muffin tops and midriff bare
Jeans with little room to spare
Halter top and teased-up hair
Gaudy earrings, horn dogs stare--
Totally trashtastic!!

trashtastic by Dr. Foo May 12, 2009

trashisticated 

When you sophisticated but still a bit trashy

Jane: “Linda, what does your tramp stamp say?”
Linda: “I think, therefore I am.”
Jane: “Wow, that’s pretty trashisticated.”

Joe: “I got into this great beer recently. It’s a golden lager with hints of barley and a smokey aroma.”
Bill: “Oh yeah? What’s it called?”
Joe: “Keystone Light”
Bill: “You sounded pretty trashisticated right there bro...”

trashisticated by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations August 2, 2018

Trashetto 

Any place where both White Trash and Ghetto hangout.

I hate going to that Walmart. It's so trashetto.

Trashetto by Dr. Morbius March 4, 2011

Trashies 

Trashy people

1. "Bro, did you see Joe and Bill post a bunch of status updates on facebook about how drunk they were last night?"

"Yeah man I saw that. They are some total trashies."

2. "Hey man im thinking about putting some loud exhaust on my '96 Volvo. Is that bad or what?"

"No, your a trashie."

Trashies by bmow93 September 27, 2010