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Emolution

the phraze used to describe the recent emo movement in america. Emo-lution is personified by individual males wearing female pants, and write sappy song about their girlfriend dumping them. These songs are ten sung by another or the sme malein a whiney high-pitched voice with detuned guitars and un-rythmic durms.
Sean has joined the Emoluton
by Alaster fucking adams February 25, 2004
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Emotional and Sexual Dwarfism

1. The condition afflicting an adult who persists in continuing behaviors more commonly observed in children.

2. A dwarf with a small mind and even smaller penis.

3. A board game created by Wrigley Spirits Incorporate. Object of the game is to stunt the other players growth in any way possible. Some representative actions you can take are feeding children cigarettes, giving pregnant mothers alcohol, cutting off people's legs and burning textbooks belonging to inner city schools.
1. Mary blamed her wetting the bed on her emotional and sexual dwarfism (ESD) that had been passed down to her from her parents who had died at the age of eighty.

2. George went to reach for Jerry's junk but grasped only thin air. As George stared into Jerry's cold, unrelenting blue eyes George realized that Jerry suffered from emotional and sexual dwarfism, and that Jerry wasn't about to apologize for having a dick so small even a hummingbird wouldn't be satisfied.

3. Tina wanted to play emotional and sexual dwarfism after dinner but Tim had urinated in her cake and she died from urea poisoning.
by Greendayrulez47 May 7, 2010
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emotional dogbiscuit

The issuing of recognition for participation and/or average behavior as if it were above average and/or an achievement. The act of being stroked.stroking
- A good citizen award for school children for average behavior.
- Although the Fighting Tigers never won a single game, every child on the team received an emotional dogbiscuit, or a participation certificate.
by R. Older July 21, 2007
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Emotionap

When the world is f*cking you over and you just need to nap, because human beings have too many emotions to deal with.
adulting naptime emotionally

I can't adult today, I need an emotionap!
by chibizabanter May 30, 2016
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Emotional virgin

A person that hasn't had sex with emotion and feelings, cause he or she is too scared to trust another person.
Therefore also having problems with intimate relationships.
I have debuted sexually but im an emotional virgin
by Sad boi March 18, 2017
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Emotionally flacid

When you can't get it up anymore emotionally. Numb to all emotions.
She's so emotionally flacid that she can't care anymore
by MrEmotionallyFlacid May 29, 2017
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