emily
That person is emily.
emily by booradley45 December 14, 2010
Emily
IS A FUCKING BITCH. OMG she stands up for everyone but stabs them in the back right after. She clings on to this one boy named Cooper but he obviously hates her. But oh well let the bitch be a bitch and having to die with it. Maybe if someone gave her a little breath mint than she might be a little cool. She is a fat slut that wants every boy in the school especially any guy named Liam. She likes boys with missing teeth and in her grade she likes chocolate too much but she needs to try and give up that shit for lent or something cos she is getting really fat and no one likes a fat whore. And she watches animal sex to turn her on but her favourite is lizard sex.
Dude did you see Emily?
Yeah she's such a fucking slut
Haha Johnny said that he'd fuck her
Lol he'd like that
Yeah she's such a fucking slut
Haha Johnny said that he'd fuck her
Lol he'd like that
Emily by mybestfriend'snameisLillia March 6, 2017
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Emily
Nice at first until u realize that the only reason she comes over is so that she can rant and eat the deserts u made because they are her favorite. U can listen to her all you want to and try to give her all the love in the world but u will never be able to tell her anything. She might seem like the best bff in the world but she really is just using u, telling u that u are her bff and then never getting you a bday present or choosing to hang out with a big group of "her friends that u don't really know, won't it be awkward?"
No matter how long it takes for u to realize it, even if it takes years, say 7 years. As soon as she gets herself college ready prepare 2 say goodbye because even though u sent with her a bunch of letters labeled "read when..." with photo's of u guys and ur good times, she won't think about u much. When u eventually get back together and mention the letters she shrugs it off and says yeah i opened all of them within the first week, now let me tell u about the guy I'm fucking.
then when she comes back for Xmas and u thought really long and hard about what to get her and got her a pile of things because obviously she is going to try to make up for that birthday present she missed since u are best friends. And she brings you a small gift that had no thought in it at all, like she was looking for a gift and got the first thing on the shelf. Then when she opens ur present she says, "oh wow, I guess we both didn't know what to get each other this year."
No matter how long it takes for u to realize it, even if it takes years, say 7 years. As soon as she gets herself college ready prepare 2 say goodbye because even though u sent with her a bunch of letters labeled "read when..." with photo's of u guys and ur good times, she won't think about u much. When u eventually get back together and mention the letters she shrugs it off and says yeah i opened all of them within the first week, now let me tell u about the guy I'm fucking.
then when she comes back for Xmas and u thought really long and hard about what to get her and got her a pile of things because obviously she is going to try to make up for that birthday present she missed since u are best friends. And she brings you a small gift that had no thought in it at all, like she was looking for a gift and got the first thing on the shelf. Then when she opens ur present she says, "oh wow, I guess we both didn't know what to get each other this year."
Shes talking about the girl she might have a crush on in her drama class, says shes been freaking out about having to tell u, but she says it so calmly, & tops it off with, "because ur parents are religious."
Like she thinks u are exactly like ur parents. Like she never knew u at all. Then she leaves.
When shit happens & you need her, shes not there, even though she said she'd be.
Finally u make a friend that u can talk to about things. She tells u to rant all u want. When u do she asks if u still consider Em ur bff, u say yes, b/c after everything that u have done to keep this friendship together it can't have all been for nothing. Then when Emily finds out that u made a new friend, she hates her.
Her bday rolls around. She's having a big party. U see the list of people to invite and there it is. The worst possible thing. Ur Ex. She invited him, & his friends. Now u can't breathe & 4 the 1st time u leave before she can. U wonder when everything went wrong or if it was wrong from the start. U get the courage to send a txt. U feel like an ass doing it close to her birthday but u know that if u don't now, u never will.
When u finally send it, she explodes. She tells u all sorts of lies, like u r making her have panic attacks then seeing her post that she is partying hard. She's toxic, but u r free.
But it doesn't feel like freedom. It feels like u just made the biggest mistake, but u can't go back now.
Maybe in a few yrs u will go & try to define her, as she truly was.
Like she thinks u are exactly like ur parents. Like she never knew u at all. Then she leaves.
When shit happens & you need her, shes not there, even though she said she'd be.
Finally u make a friend that u can talk to about things. She tells u to rant all u want. When u do she asks if u still consider Em ur bff, u say yes, b/c after everything that u have done to keep this friendship together it can't have all been for nothing. Then when Emily finds out that u made a new friend, she hates her.
Her bday rolls around. She's having a big party. U see the list of people to invite and there it is. The worst possible thing. Ur Ex. She invited him, & his friends. Now u can't breathe & 4 the 1st time u leave before she can. U wonder when everything went wrong or if it was wrong from the start. U get the courage to send a txt. U feel like an ass doing it close to her birthday but u know that if u don't now, u never will.
When u finally send it, she explodes. She tells u all sorts of lies, like u r making her have panic attacks then seeing her post that she is partying hard. She's toxic, but u r free.
But it doesn't feel like freedom. It feels like u just made the biggest mistake, but u can't go back now.
Maybe in a few yrs u will go & try to define her, as she truly was.
emily
Emily is one of a kind. It would be hard to compare her to a purple pear shaped donut. But you can compare her to Dory (from "Finding Nemo") She's a fine piece of artwork to be a fish. She likes to be creative and inventive, she also really enjoys spreading the vaseline bottle on herself, wrapping herself up in glad wrap and pretend to be a snail.
Person 1: OMG i think i just saw a snail
Person 2: dude that was an Emily
Person 1: it looks like a Dory-Snail
Person 3: my name is Taylor R****** and i have a lot of feelings
Person 2: dude that was an Emily
Person 1: it looks like a Dory-Snail
Person 3: my name is Taylor R****** and i have a lot of feelings
emily by mr.mysterious (so serious) October 21, 2012
emily
this girl means no harm but is a complete tool. shes hilarious in her own way and belongs in a mental home, shes mad and immature and she will influence you to act like her quite alot but all her friends love her because of those reasons. your friendship group is nothing without an emily
'woah some girl just freak attacked me.. she must an emily'
'our friendship group is so boring, we need a emily!'
'our friendship group is so boring, we need a emily!'
emily by fanofemilys.com123 October 13, 2011
Emily
A bitch. Someone who constantly steals other people's boyfriends. She plays games, talks shit behind your back and lies to you constantly. This kind of girl will never really love or commit to you. She cheats on every boyfriend she ever has, and usually has a full time boyfriend on the side...sometimes even a girlfriend.
"Dude, that Emily totally slept with my boyfriend."
Guy - "She cheated on me."
Friend - "What an Emily move, man."
Guy - "She cheated on me."
Friend - "What an Emily move, man."
Emily by gamergrl2008 December 15, 2010