2 definitions by Miketsu
Nice at first until u realize that the only reason she comes over is so that she can rant and eat the deserts u made because they are her favorite. U can listen to her all you want to and try to give her all the love in the world but u will never be able to tell her anything. She might seem like the best bff in the world but she really is just using u, telling u that u are her bff and then never getting you a bday present or choosing to hang out with a big group of "her friends that u don't really know, won't it be awkward?"
No matter how long it takes for u to realize it, even if it takes years, say 7 years. As soon as she gets herself college ready prepare 2 say goodbye because even though u sent with her a bunch of letters labeled "read when..." with photo's of u guys and ur good times, she won't think about u much. When u eventually get back together and mention the letters she shrugs it off and says yeah i opened all of them within the first week, now let me tell u about the guy I'm fucking.
then when she comes back for Xmas and u thought really long and hard about what to get her and got her a pile of things because obviously she is going to try to make up for that birthday present she missed since u are best friends. And she brings you a small gift that had no thought in it at all, like she was looking for a gift and got the first thing on the shelf. Then when she opens ur present she says, "oh wow, I guess we both didn't know what to get each other this year."
No matter how long it takes for u to realize it, even if it takes years, say 7 years. As soon as she gets herself college ready prepare 2 say goodbye because even though u sent with her a bunch of letters labeled "read when..." with photo's of u guys and ur good times, she won't think about u much. When u eventually get back together and mention the letters she shrugs it off and says yeah i opened all of them within the first week, now let me tell u about the guy I'm fucking.
then when she comes back for Xmas and u thought really long and hard about what to get her and got her a pile of things because obviously she is going to try to make up for that birthday present she missed since u are best friends. And she brings you a small gift that had no thought in it at all, like she was looking for a gift and got the first thing on the shelf. Then when she opens ur present she says, "oh wow, I guess we both didn't know what to get each other this year."
Shes talking about the girl she might have a crush on in her drama class, says shes been freaking out about having to tell u, but she says it so calmly, & tops it off with, "because ur parents are religious."
Like she thinks u are exactly like ur parents. Like she never knew u at all. Then she leaves.
When shit happens & you need her, shes not there, even though she said she'd be.
Finally u make a friend that u can talk to about things. She tells u to rant all u want. When u do she asks if u still consider Em ur bff, u say yes, b/c after everything that u have done to keep this friendship together it can't have all been for nothing. Then when Emily finds out that u made a new friend, she hates her.
Her bday rolls around. She's having a big party. U see the list of people to invite and there it is. The worst possible thing. Ur Ex. She invited him, & his friends. Now u can't breathe & 4 the 1st time u leave before she can. U wonder when everything went wrong or if it was wrong from the start. U get the courage to send a txt. U feel like an ass doing it close to her birthday but u know that if u don't now, u never will.
When u finally send it, she explodes. She tells u all sorts of lies, like u r making her have panic attacks then seeing her post that she is partying hard. She's toxic, but u r free.
But it doesn't feel like freedom. It feels like u just made the biggest mistake, but u can't go back now.
Maybe in a few yrs u will go & try to define her, as she truly was.
Like she thinks u are exactly like ur parents. Like she never knew u at all. Then she leaves.
When shit happens & you need her, shes not there, even though she said she'd be.
Finally u make a friend that u can talk to about things. She tells u to rant all u want. When u do she asks if u still consider Em ur bff, u say yes, b/c after everything that u have done to keep this friendship together it can't have all been for nothing. Then when Emily finds out that u made a new friend, she hates her.
Her bday rolls around. She's having a big party. U see the list of people to invite and there it is. The worst possible thing. Ur Ex. She invited him, & his friends. Now u can't breathe & 4 the 1st time u leave before she can. U wonder when everything went wrong or if it was wrong from the start. U get the courage to send a txt. U feel like an ass doing it close to her birthday but u know that if u don't now, u never will.
When u finally send it, she explodes. She tells u all sorts of lies, like u r making her have panic attacks then seeing her post that she is partying hard. She's toxic, but u r free.
But it doesn't feel like freedom. It feels like u just made the biggest mistake, but u can't go back now.
Maybe in a few yrs u will go & try to define her, as she truly was.
by Miketsu March 29, 2018
1. The part on any mammal's body that excretes fecal matter
2. The idiot who just cut you off and slowed down to 60 on the highway, and there was nobody even behind you, they could have waited just one god damned minute. But no. Of course not.
2. The idiot who just cut you off and slowed down to 60 on the highway, and there was nobody even behind you, they could have waited just one god damned minute. But no. Of course not.
1. "Jerry! You don't want to go in there! Kevin just walked out rubbing his asshole and talking about smelling up the place."
2. "Are you fucking kidding me, asshole! Oh no, you are absolutely right, you didn't cut me off, I just had to slam on my brakes and swerve to avoid hitting your ass. Fuck you asshole! You and your stupid blue Prius."
2. "Are you fucking kidding me, asshole! Oh no, you are absolutely right, you didn't cut me off, I just had to slam on my brakes and swerve to avoid hitting your ass. Fuck you asshole! You and your stupid blue Prius."
by Miketsu March 29, 2018