cryptopsy

A Band From Montreal, Quebec Canada.
known for they're thrash metal sound of the late 80's early 90's and even now they sound more thrash then most bands.

Man, that show Cryptopsy put on last night was great!

by Jimbo October 22, 2003

tales from the crypt

(1)when a person or situaltion is beyond pathetic and out of control.
(2)when a persons drug habit has reached messy proportions and their physical appearence has deteriorated to a near death level.

girl... i was down at the metadone clinic this morning and saw cece in line... girl when she turned to say hello, i barely recognized her. she looked tales from the crypt

by aaron schirmer August 28, 2007

Cryptopornography

1. The action of being on a FaceTime call, skype, or any other form of video call and attempting to have sexual intercourse through the screen. Usually results in awkward moaning, licking of the camera, and possible cock and ball torture.
2. A porno that has a real plot, yet ends in hot sexy time.

"Hey babe, we should try some cryptoporn together"
"Sure hottie, just slip that phone in that coochie"
"moan, moan, uh, uh"
"this cryptopornography shit smacks no cap cuh"

by joshsmacks May 20, 2019

Crypt Walkin

Wen u walk while u hold a crypt sign.

I'm crypt walkin in a mafia area! Im such a good rappa! Imma rap sum mo sumtime!

by FlippinSweeeeet December 24, 2005

Cryptographic nonce

A pedophile who is skilled in encryption and code-breaking.

A cryptographic nonce was arrested but released because his laptop was password-protected.

by gcsnelgar September 15, 2016

cryptojacking

verb. The act of masturbating whilst harvest bitcoin illegally.

DUDE! did you see Marc cryptojacking last night? He scored .001 Bitcoin BRUH.

by MarcEatsAss May 13, 2018

cryptitis

medical condition in which the anus and the area around it become swollen and painful.

"stop acting so uptight..."

"I can't, it's my cryptitis"

by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 15, 2005