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madame red 

ciel's aunt in black butler. she's a physician and the life of the party. she's got vibrant vermillion hair which she was impartial to until receiving a compliment from her sister's suitor, earl phantomhive. after that, she emphasized her hair with rouged cheeks and scarlet lips, and adorned herself in exorbitant red corset gowns and plumed hats adorned with beads dangling from the visage. she also possessed a captivating pair of sparkling red ruby eyes that glimmered like enchanted spiderlilies. they emanate her fiery passion for life and love. she lost her husband in a tragic car accident and subsequently suffered a miscarriage. she also lost her beloved sister and brother-in-law in a horrific fire, and later cherished ciel fervently upon his return, assuming he died earlier. under the questionable influence of grier sutcliffe, who serves her under the guise of a syncophantic, clumsy, groveling butler but is actually a grim wreaper, she targeted prostitute clients who she felt to be undeserving of ther fertility because they sought abortions. unable to have children, embittered by her loss, and enamored by the sway of grier sutcliffe, she embarked on a carefully premeditated murder rampage of a slew of unfortunate women who were her patients. she and grier are ultimately the pair the queen's watchdogs are searching for under the moniker jack the ripper. she is brutally slaughtered by none other than grier sutcliffe for refusing to murder ciel upon their redhanded capture.
madame red's story is rife with heartbreak and stained in blood.
madame red by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019
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The Red Devil 

The mythical street racer from the 90s. Nothing got past him.
That dude showed up to the race and dominated like The Red Devil.
The Red Devil by Asphalt burner September 22, 2019
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A code name for one of the best looking guys in the world
Did you see big red walking in the hall yesterday he’s amazing. Definitely my favorite color
Big red by BigColors April 28, 2020

The Red Light District three course traffic cone 

This act is when a human take oneself to the local prostitution district and selects himself a worth partner. The then a traffic cone. You the then design a three course meal menu. (This is where you can really get inventive). After preparing your meal you take traffic cone and place it firmly into the whores anus. You the slide thre three course meal into the traffic ramming it into her arse. You then place yourself under a glass table where she or he releases the concoction onto the surface of the table. The then continue to eat the mixture from the table.
Fucked a prozzy at the week end gave her the red light district three course traffic cone. Pancake rolls chilli and a trifle!

A Red Steve 

A Red Steve is the type of person who pretends to be very left wing. He truly cares so much for the planet that he owns at least 2 cars (one of which must be a gas guzzling SUV) and drives to work.
You just pretend to care. You are such a Red Steve
A Red Steve by DomonicC May 27, 2020

FSX Red Arrows 

A group of low-life aviation geeks who pretend to be the Red Arrows on Flight Simulator X but do a terrible job, yet think they're still top dog and better than everyone else. Usually 75% of the team is made up of pedophiles, downies and underage kids.
I'd rather watch the FSX Red Arrows than this piece of shit.
FSX Red Arrows by WeaponisedAutism September 7, 2020

Code red 

A womans way of telling you that shes on her period
Code red by DAV1DM1LLER October 10, 2020