number one

Commander William T. Riker

Make it so, Number One.

by Captain Picard February 7, 2005

Number 2 Pussy

Anal, The secondary pussy. Having anal sex.

The asshole of a female

Person 1 "How was Amy's last night?"
Person 2 "She finally gave it up!"
Person 1 "Pussy?"
Person 2 "Number 2 Pussy at that!"
Person 1 "You lucky motherfucker"

by #shitmikesays September 3, 2012

Number 4

When two friends defacate at the same time in a public restroom and hold hands under the stall.

James: Hey Steve is that you in the stall next to me?

Steve: Yeah man.

James: Are you taking a number 2?

Steve: You bet. Are you?

James: Yeah we should hold hands and take a number 4.

Steve: Omg Yeah!

by Wannnabe55 May 21, 2009

Number 7

When you are violently ill and uncontrollably vomit and have explosive diarrhea simultaneously. The victim is usually unprepared and in midstride for the bathroom when it occurs. Also known as burning the candle at both ends.

"Dude, I just caught my mom and dad going at it in the car! I almost number 7'ed right there!"

"Man, I was so sick, I took a number 7 and there wasn't any warning!"
"Dude, you don't choose when to number 7, number 7 chooses you."

"I don't wanna talk about it..."

by Tbonesteak4dinner August 19, 2011

nuMetal

"Metallization" of pop

Linkin Park

by Arijit "Nukehead" Das June 3, 2003

number 3

To masturbate or jack off.

number 1 = taking a leak

number 2 = taking a dump

number 3 = spilling your seed

by chowman November 6, 2006

nuMetal

Talentless, corporate music that is created by major record companies and marketed to scared, suburban teens in an effort to ween them off of boy bands and into another demographic.

Dooode! Linkin Park is the shit, bro! That's some fierce nuMetal!

by RagingLeonard March 12, 2003