chowman's definitions

rap

People think it's crappy.

But their puny brains cannot figure out that it is not the genre of this music that is crappy, but acually the gay rappers that ruin the genre are.

50 cent is one example of a idiot who ruins rap.

by chowman November 10, 2006

red bull

Cost more than a Monster, and is only half in size.

REd Bull = Owned by monster

by chowman November 4, 2006

number 3

To masturbate or jack off.

number 1 = taking a leak

number 2 = taking a dump

number 3 = spilling your seed

by chowman November 6, 2006

Patrick Henry

What every 8th grader comes across in Social Studies.

"Give my liberty or give my death! BITCH"

Patrick Henry owns you all.

by chowman November 9, 2006

Mentos

It says "the chewy mint" on the front of the fruit mentos but when you eat it, its not a mint at all!

I'm gonna sue the dudes who make mentos for saying the fruit mentos are mints.

by chowman March 2, 2007

fried chicken and waffles

Black people's dream food.

Mmm...fried chicken and waffles...

by chowman November 9, 2006

glucose

Scientific term for sugar.

Glucose.

It's the reason why you are so fat. It's hidden in everything, from sprite, to lemonade. @.@

The secret hip enhancer.

by chowman November 8, 2006