Mongolian Tootsie Roll

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.

Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.

by Suspensee October 6, 2020

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Mongoloid

Someone with an ugly face, reminiscent of a Mongol, or someone with the IQ of a Mongol.

"Hey that chip guy has a fat ugly face and is super dumb"
"yeah he's such a mongoloid!

by LoveMonger September 5, 2022

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terri-mongous

Humongously or enormously terrific

Most homo sapiens are terrific, but some are more terri-mongous than others.

by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009

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A person who's ethnicity isn't obvious, but some sort of Asian background is apparent in their features. They often subject people to random acts of terror when they are confined in metropolis areas. They like horses, cold weather and to eat people on a as needed basis.

That chick just threw a chair for no apparent reason. Typical Mongolians.

by Shannon92024 November 10, 2010

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Mongo Beefhead

A mongo is a woman with a hideous body but nice face.
A beefhead is the opposite, being blessed with the body of a supermodel, but the features of a disabled gorilla after a particularly nasty car crash in which the airbag failed to deploy.
A combination of the two, mongo beefhead, is obvious.
Beefheads are the worst, because they can look nice from the back. Which can prove embarassing should you point her out to your friends, only for them to laugh when she turns round and they see her deformed visage.

See also Tip Drill

"Dude, check her out."
"Eww no way, definite beefhead. Only if she puts a bag over her head"

by ?? March 23, 2004

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