Black Minute

A allocated length of time that a black man gives when informing one of their commitment to something. Time frame is anywhere from 1 second. To infinity.

It will be a black minute before Lamont can let us borrow the pallet jack.

by harrycomets February 28, 2011

catcher's mitt

A word descirbing the appearance of a woman's worn out, tired ass vagina.

Damn, that bitch had a fuckin' catcher's mitt! Yeah, she was nasty, but fuck it, ya know?

by Justin May 4, 2004

a minute

According to comedian Al Jackson approximately 5 years.

I ain't see joe in like a minute

Tupac's been dead for like 3 minutes.

by @EgoManiacs January 6, 2012

Mittens

The black and white cat from the Disney movie "Bolt".

"Mittens, so help me, I will superbark you out of that tree!" - Bolt

by BoltySuperdog October 26, 2010

5 minute rule

A rule or general guideline for the amount of time that should elapse from the time your boss leaves work to the moment you leave. This time buffer, used in corporate settings, will allow you to sneak away from work 'early' without negative consequences.

The boss just left - '5 Minute Rule' then we take off?

by wetterinc January 11, 2009

New York minute

A very brief period of time, presumably considerably less than an Omaha minute.

I'll be there in a New York minute.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

anytime minutes friend

A friend who only answers your phone calls or only calls you when there anytime minutes have kicked in. I.E. Does not deem you important enough accept phone calls from you during their daytime minutes.

Wilkowski: Hey Rival, why dont we give Lammanna a call and see if he wants to go to Boomerzzz later.

Rival: Nah man you know he wont answer befor 1900...we are only his "anytime minutes friend".

by catahoula_wv March 10, 2007