Happy Birthday

9 months before this date, your parents decided to have unprotected sex

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. happy sex day to your parents!

by skank-a-ma-phone March 15, 2011

halpert

A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute

Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there.

by avaron September 22, 2008

Don't Worry, Be Happy

A Bobby McFerrin Song....Written and recorded in 1988.....seven years after Marley's tragic death....anyone who thinks it's his song is retarded...

A great song....

by Sapphire March 14, 2004

Happy Sunday

the day that Ellie and Lewis tan about £40 worth of weed. occurs every weekend. if you choose to partake in happy sunday i hope you don’t have big monday plans

lewis: “you still up for happy sunday?”
ellie: “obviously, iv got cheese, u?”
lewis: “banging hash in”

by ezza420 November 16, 2019

Happy sock

The sock you jerk off into. The reason you're mom only finds odd socks in the dryer

Mom: look the dryer ate another sock.

You: no, that's my happy sock!

by Choda Warrior November 18, 2009

happy face

A round yellow jolly thing with eyes and a smiling mouth.

I have a happy face sticker.

by Dee July 24, 2004

happy

when you are smiling

I am happy

by Hairy guy who lives with trump August 14, 2016