fruit booter

A poser in the rollerblading world, or that one annoying ass bitch that drops into a quarterpipe 3 ft high and thinks that he is the best thing that ever happend to the sport and makes fun of all the other rollerbladers who are just starting and putting forth an effort to the sport.

I am a skaterboarder and I have friends that rollerblade. They can backlip in the halfpipe and I have total respect for them, along with total respect for those that put an effort towards rollerblading. its those stuck up bitches that act like they are the best or think that you arent a decent human being because you're a skateboarder right off the bat.

by Patrick November 9, 2004

FruitFli

An attractive woman who chooses to share her time with gay men. Sometimes mistaken for a faghag.

Margaret Cho, Bette Midler, Joan Rivers, Elizabeth Taylor

by Jamie April 18, 2004

Fruit Loader

The giver in a homosexual relationship.

Juan only goes for feminem men because he is a fruit loader.

by Fear No Beer December 20, 2007

Fruit Punch Fountain

When a male gets kicked in the nutsack making him ejeculate blood. Thus being a fruit punch fountain

Whoa why is my jizz bloody? Wendy Gave me a fruit punch fountain!!!!

by Castor The Great January 1, 2009

fruit cove middle school

either rich white vsco girls or weird emo kids that say sussy baka all the time. there’s old teachers that trash your grade book with weird assignments and there’s the actual nice teachers. open bathrooms thing is really strange and the dress code is ok but could be wayyyy better. def some people that forgot what deodorant even is. Half of the sixth graders look like 4 year old and the other half looks like the failed high school 5 times.

jessie: hey, becky u go to fruit cove middle school?
becky: oh hell nahhh, that school suckss..

by heyyyjessie12562 August 27, 2021

ripe fruit

When a fruit- an actual fruit not some body part (ex avacodo.. and yes that is a fruit) gets softer and sweeter before over ripening which is the same as spoiling. So don't use the word over-ripening cause it confuses people. ITS EITHER RIPE OR SPOILED! GET. IT. RIGHT.

If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)

John: Howdy Ann did ya get 'ny fruit?
Ann: Yessam John I gots us some

bananas!
John: Is da fruit ripe?

Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green.

When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots

then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry

John.
John: It okay Ann.
Ann: Have urself a goodday John.
John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt

ripe!! Dey RIP.........
(John cries and runs away)

by Key-of-the Limest Pie June 18, 2017

Jersey Fruit Bowl

Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".

Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"

Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"

by etafatdik June 19, 2008