etafatdik's definitions

Hancock

(1) A drunk superhero

(2) Completing a difficult or physically challenging task or set of tasks while intoxicated

The guy finished off a 12-pack of Bud then proceeded to light himself on fire and jump off the roof into the pool. Holy Hancock!

by etafatdik July 24, 2011

Mexi-mult

A Latin American fellow with a mullet or hockey-style haircut - short on top/front, long in the back

I love those old Saved By the Bell episodes, particularly AC Slater's mexi-mult.

by etafatdik June 12, 2010

Ice Man

A friend or associate who attempts to shoot down your chances of picking up a girl. The opposite of wingman.

"She was about to take me to her place until Russ pulled an Ice Man and told her I was unemployed."

by etafatdik August 8, 2009

dollar bomb

Balling up paper currency and throwing it at a stripper or on the stage

Hahaha...my dollar bomb hit that chick in the tit!

by etafatdik July 7, 2009

throw a fuck

(a) To ruin, destroy or screw up

(b) To casually have sexual intercourse with

(a) Campus Police showing up is going to throw a fuck into my late night party.

(b) She's not that hot but I'd throw her a fuck.

by etafatdik July 6, 2009

Zenior Week

Early in the summer when recent high school graduates infest the beaches of the Northeast by getting drunk and stupid, usually by consuming cheap or low-alcohol beverages, such as Zima.

It's June and a kid is pissing on himself in the beach parking lot at 4 PM. It must be Zenior Week.

by etafatdik July 6, 2009

poo pains

Aches and cramping associated with holding in a pending bowel movement.

I don't care how nasty the gas station bathroom is...I got bad poo pains.

by etafatdik July 6, 2009