Fruitee

One who is a connoisseur of different types of homosexuals or homosexual events within a specific friend group.

Specifically, a man who has dated many different types of other men or someone who is knowladgeable regarding fashionable events within a city's gay community.

Etymology: comes from foodie

Javier is such a fruitee, he has dated jocks, bears, twinks and even a few hipster art-fags last summer.

by Vanderstasia Beverhausen June 23, 2009

Fruitcel

An oofy doofy bluepilled coping incel who ages as fast as fruits begin turning brown from oxygen exposure. Despite a Fruitcel's typically garbage genes that are often paired with poor health habits like constantly smoking and eating donuts at 4 in the morning, they will not change their ways and continue coping and letting themselves go. Fruitcels are notorious for making constant excuses for their shortcomings and claims of self-improvement but will inevitably not act on any of them and just continue fapping 7 times a day.

Loobert keeps telling us his lifestyle is fine but he aged 20 years in 2. What a delusional fruitcel, it's over for him.

by Feridon Hamidi October 14, 2021

Fruitbear

An adjective used to describe someone, usually a male, who is incredibly socially awkward and has no shot of obtaining females.

"Look at that Fruitbear over there, thinking he's snazzy with his trombone and his band outfit"

by WhatisthisIdonteven September 19, 2012

fruitberries

hypixel youtuber known for trapping and being actually good at the game, a rare combination. If you're ever underground near him you're basically dead. He's like if you put maxed your minecraft stats in everything but pvp, then put the remaining leftover stats into pvp anyway.
also looks like captainsparklez
and had a drama for dating a toxic egirl

Dude I was playing hypixel uhc yesterday and i trapped some guy in obsidian before pvp. Call me the next fruitberries.

by 1leet1___ February 2, 2020

Fruited

To have ones mind scrambled or acid addled, under the effects of hardcore psychedelics.

"Where's Tiny Tim?"

"Don't even bother trying to get an answer outta him, he's as fruited as my Nans mince pies!"

by Jimjam August 4, 2013

fruitless

1. Producing no fruit.
2. Unproductive of success
3. Lame, weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory

That was a fruitless homework assignment.
Tammy is fruitless.

by megaguytwo April 28, 2006

Fruitella

the name of a badman sweet.

"WHAT YOU MEAN YOU AINT GOT FRUITELLAS MAN!"
"WHY YOU WANT BLOODY FRUITELLAS?"
"COZ THEY IS BADMAN SWEETS YOU GET ME?"

Annuvahood

by duhwinning May 4, 2011