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Fruiternity

A short and sweet way of simply putting that these all male social clubs that exist in college are for the most part faggy as shit.
"Yo dude, I'm heading to frat row. They about to be pumping some siiick tunes from fratmusic.com. I love the rotations we do with the girls man. We all get to fuck the same girls man. I got my Sanuk boat shoes, my Crap sunglasses let's get this pumping bro."
...."Enjoy yourself at the fruiternity man."
by mowlsonthereg May 23, 2010
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Fraternity Girl

College girl of questionable morals or intelligence, who dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle for Frat boys.
You better glove up before you shag Allison, she's a Fraternity Girl.
by MomFatale September 29, 2011
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fruitginity

The act of losing your virginity as a homosexual
I, Bob, lost my fruitginity to John today.
by Bkylar Srillante August 1, 2011
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Fraternity

A group of pretentious college boys who pay a ton of money to relive their high school glory days by date-raping girls, childishly excluding others who are different, and bullying their new members in the name of "brotherhood."
Girl: Why would you want to join a fraternity? They're all assholes.
Guy: I dunno, it might be fun.
Girl: Yeah, if you like being hazed and paying for fake friends.
Guy: ...On second thought, I think I'm good.
by SeZSEU August 6, 2016
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Triangle Fraternity

A fraternity with strong core values that brings about a brotherhood. They are know for their diversity in various fields.
Its a fraternity for engineers, architects and scientists. Men with brains who know how party and maintain a equal balance
Kasie: Dude he's a traingle.
Jake: I know, I rushed Triangle fraternity they are very selective in their interview review process.
Kasie: I loved their tribal party
Jake: I couldn't get past the line
by Alpha phi sister October 24, 2009
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fraternity soda

Beer. The beverage of choice of all frat boys. Guess what-- it's not Coca-Cola in that keg, sister. Frat boys drink so much fraternity soda that they refer to actual soda as "non-fraternity soda".
Frat boy #1: Dude, my dad owns a dealership...
Frat boy #2: Yo, let's go drink some fraternity sodas.
Frat boy #3: Word, let's do this.
Frat boy #4: Let's go. When that pledge wakes up from the coma, tell him to sack up and drink more.
Pledge: <<heart stops beating>>
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Fraternity

A frat is where all of the douche bags in highschool go to after graduation. Their now washed up football careers gone in the wind, they must find somewhere else to fit in for the next four years in order to not face their lack of passion and skill for anything but throwing balls and tackling people. So come join a frat! A multi thousand dollar buddies club where you can feel like you fit in somewhere, when in fact you're just a crowd following alcoholic sheep conformist with no real identity outside of your paid for "brothers" whos main hobbies include: getting drunk every day, failing classes, having sex with intoxicated women, developing alcoholism and getting stds, and judging other people for not conforming with your group of pretty boy preppy dickheads who think they're part of something bigger which is going to be gone before they know it.
Fraternity boy: Stupid gdi's everywhere, they make me want to just get drunk and fuck bitches to show them how cool we are!

"GDI": That's cool. While you're wearing your stupid polo shirts and salmon booty shorts with boat shoes, getting massively drunk every day and thinking it's a talent or something and not a drug addiction, neglecting the entire reason you go to college in the first place: to STUDY, and judging everyone who doesn't have to pay for their social circle with their parent's money, we'll be expressing ourselves freely, having a great time, and finding ourselves instead of trying to fit in with everyone else like always.
by Crumbusto August 20, 2014
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