fruite

1. the misspelling of the word "fruit"

2. a new term for one badass motherfucker (Pronounced: fru-tay)

1. *On IM*
Person 1: lolz. i dont like fruite
Person 2: you mean fruit?
Person 1: duuhhh

2. Jessica: That guy is one BA mofo.
Hallie: Yeah. He's such a fruite.

fruite by TheInsaneRoflcopter October 21, 2010

fruisé 

when you think you see a ghost, but it's really your Ecuadorian friend with a hat

I was dealing with a real fruisé in the attic this past week.

fruisé by Scarankle February 27, 2015

Fruitcel 

An oofy doofy bluepilled coping incel who ages as fast as fruits begin turning brown from oxygen exposure. Despite a Fruitcel's typically garbage genes that are often paired with poor health habits like constantly smoking and eating donuts at 4 in the morning, they will not change their ways and continue coping and letting themselves go. Fruitcels are notorious for making constant excuses for their shortcomings and claims of self-improvement but will inevitably not act on any of them and just continue fapping 7 times a day.

Loobert keeps telling us his lifestyle is fine but he aged 20 years in 2. What a delusional fruitcel, it's over for him.

Fruitcel by Feridon Hamidi October 14, 2021

opened a keg of fruit 

a really powerful fart

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here

opened a keg of fruit by june t September 30, 2016

playing fruit ninja 

suggests someones cutting themselves

'oh Hey i was playing fruit ninja a lot yesterday!!'
'you know that isnt good'
'i know perfectly well!!#

playing fruit ninja by azzysass June 27, 2021

Fruit Krook 

A Fruit Krook is the dumbest, idiot known to man. When driving they will pull out in front of you without looking. They go through red lights and stop at green lights. They display no common sense and will drive anyone nuts.

The Fruit Krook just got his girlfriend pregnant thinking a bag would work for a condom.

Fruit Krook by Fruit Krook January 7, 2015

Fruitcage 

A funny name for the vagina.

Open up your fruitcage, where the fruit is as sweet as can be -- Peter Gabriel

Fruitcage by sierraistheshit September 15, 2009