bobby crosby

Over rated short stop for the A's. Fucked a 17 year old at my school.

Bobby Crosby fucked lauren?? Let's sue him!!!

by monte vista January 25, 2005

Sidney Crosby

one of the truely greatest hockey players of all time; starting center of the Pittsburgh Penguins and in junior hockey he did the michigan or lacrosse move and renamed it the sidney crosby because of that and all those fucking gayass bitches that call him a pussy have no idea what they're talking about and are probably ovechkin fans

Did you see the Pens vs Caps game? the pens won 12-0 and crosby had 8 goals and 4 assists ovechkin had a -8 plus minus score and was CRUSHED by brooks orpik and sidney crosby at the red line and is out for the season.

by TheBananaman380 August 9, 2012

Crusty

Just unappealing in basically every way possible.

"Umm yeah, so she was being extremely crusty so I just blew her up with a sea urchin bomb!"

by Jesse1018 September 28, 2008

Cristyn

a sweet girl thats like to have fun.brown hair. her and her sister look alike. also she loves guys names that start with the letter D theres a 88% chance that she will go out with a guy named dylan. also you hide things from your dady and you very much like dylan on the inside but you dont want to come clean with it.

my frind had the name and this was all true abt her and her name was Cristyn

by david lezibiaqn November 14, 2010

crusty

1. a self-obsessed, materialistic person
2. dry and flaky
3. a personality that revolves around physical appearance and shallowness

That girl is hot but her inside is as ugly as a toad with incurable acne and chest hair on its liver spots.. CRUSTY!!!

by Rendezvous With Jesus January 3, 2009

Crusty Lips

When an under-aged girl performs a BJ leaving her lips all crusty like an unwanted donut that when you see them you puke and die a little on the inside!!!

YO man, I just saw some skank with a fresh pair of crusty lips!!!

by Random D-BAG March 23, 2010

Crusty Muffin

To eat a girl out. As in oral sexual intercourse with a female. Commonly related to a "muff dive".

Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"

by Matt (Crusty Muffin Man) June 2, 2007