David Coulthard

David Coulthard is a successful British Formula one driver. Born in Scotland, Coulthard has spent much of his career at top teams such as Williams and McLaren. Coulthard has a massive points haul, he lies fifth on the all-time scorers list, being the top British scorer by a significant margin. In 2005 Coulthard moved from McLaren to RedBull Racing, a team still developing. Coulthard took the "Ball by the Horn" and archived some incredible results considering it was only the teams first season. In 2006 the Rebull was a crap car, but Coulthard shined with a Podium in the drivers circuit of Monaco. His teammate Kelien was outshone by Coulthard leading to Keliens sacking. In 2007 Coulthard was partnerd with the well respected Mark Webber, so far Coulthard is 9th in the drivers standings compared to Webber im 17th

"Wow David Coulthard is Quick"
"France is gay"
"Scotland wins"

by Trickydicky June 21, 2007

chult

to piss inside the girl your getting laid with

yesterday I chulted in my girlfriend.

by Daquan May 18, 2004

I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.

Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!

by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009

coulter

n. A gaseous discharge from a woman’s genitalia during the time of her monthly menses, i.e. vaginal blood fart

Uugh, that dead cat smells like a coulter. or It is best to use feminine products as soon as you suspect you are starting your period, or you may have a coulter which will stain your underwear. or Ann don't be such a coulter.

by SpikerX December 14, 2008

Ann Coulter

A fascist bitch demagogue and troublemaker whose violent hatred and bigotry gives Christianity a bad name just like the Middle Eastern terrorists give Islam a bad name. She became a millionaire by peddling screeds of hatred against religious and ethnic minorities, Islam, gays, and of course , "liberals" (that is, people who don't agree with her sick, twisted satanic philosophy). If you read excerts from her books you can see that she is a violent, extremely hateful psychotic. If you've had history class in college you can see she is similar to Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, and also Slobodan Milosevic - the son-of-a-bitch. She advocates violence against her targets of hatred. She is dangerous. She often has a wild hateful look in her eyes. She needs to be admitted in an asylum and sedated. She is crazy.

Bill: Look at Tony! He's reading that Ann Coulter book again.

George: Tony can't think for himself. He follows any guru who claims to be a Christian. Ain't nothing Christian about Ann Coulter. She's just a plain bitch.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 7, 2008

Indiannapolis Colts

Best football team in the NFL.

When the Ref called leaping...he made the right call.

by Papa Georgio October 15, 2003

colt

Small cigar that tastes good when smoked.

Clint Eastwood is teh awesome, because he smokes colts instead of wimpy ciggies.

by mcnbns November 13, 2004