shlorkadork

A term used to gaslight your friends into thinking something stupid. Which in most cases the word itself is used to gaslight people into thinking shlorkadork is a word

Dude I shlorkadorked Kyle the other day. He fell for it so easily.

by Healthinspecter March 20, 2025

Spork

(n.) A jerk, mansplainer, or similar, specifically someone who believes themselves to be of more benefit to the world than they, in fact, are.

I complimented his shoes and he made a big deal about not telling me where he got them so I can't "copy" him. What a spork.

by Hari314 July 8, 2025

splornched

When someone sets up a joke and you expect one punchline but they deliver another, you have been splornched.

"We just got to the mountain pass."
"Hah, you mean just got to the mountain...grass. Ha! You thought I was going to say mountain ass."
"I did think that. I have been splornched."

by ClorpMcGorp August 9, 2025

Slorky

For guys: being horny to hike
For girls: being a trail 9 or above

“I am so slorky to climb mount ida tomorrow”
“That lesbian we saw at the top of the mountain was slorky”

by Slorkyman October 12, 2025

Splonkerdonk

Someone who really annoys you but there chill to get mad with them

Dom , seari and billy are splonkerdonks

by A1qpx October 21, 2025

splorfage

The act of jerking off to a photo of Australian rapper Skippy

Man, that splorfage i did last night was so crazy, it covered my phone

by yahwehofficial9 December 22, 2025

Sporking

To cuddle (spooning) with prong of "fork" inserted in "spoon"

Me and my husband were sporking when we fell asleep.

by Halos X January 2, 2026