Puerto Rican shotgun

the center seat front seat in a car or (especially) a pickup truck

I was driving. Jose had shotgun and Miguel had Puerto Rican shotgun.

by Michael Q Lopez June 11, 2005

Puerto Rican Shower

The act of covering your clothes/body with air freshener in order to remove body odor.

I had a date in 5 minutes but i didnt have time to shower, so i gave myself the old Puerto Rican Shower.

by dexers_lab July 27, 2009

Puerto Rican Kiss of Death

When pooping, you dick or balls hit the inside of the bowl.

I was droppin a deuce at Dawn's house when I got a Puerto Rican Kiss of Death.

by Dundalk Matt July 2, 2007

Puerto Rican Flag

Signs and symptoms of an STD, that generally come after sleeping with a dirty unhygienic Puerto Rican.

Two weeks after Kim had a one night stand with Carlos; her vagina looked like a Puerto Rican Flag.

by BIG76 May 24, 2007

Puerto Rican

A person that has parents/grandparents who where born in Puerto Rico or still live there. mostly (in the US at least) don't give a crap what people think of them and think they can do whatever they want. and if you end up walking in the same line as one move out of there way or you will collide, because everyone knows they are way better then everyone else

Puerto Rican typing: y0 nikka wnna hng ut 2dy.

by lololumad? August 7, 2012

Puerto Rican Foghorn

Is when a person is going down to give you a blow job you roll back at the last second and fart right into her face making the sound effect of a fog horn

this bitch was pissin me off so when she went down to blow me i gave her a nasty ass puerto rican foghorn

by travs02 December 20, 2008

Puerto Rican Raincoat

While you have an erection stretch your scrotal sack over the head of your penis makeing a natural condom of sorts. Holding the edge of your scrot so that it doesn't uncover from your schlong insert into your ladies anus, and proceed to go to town.

I ran outta skins last night so I had to use my Puerto Rican Raincoat.

by D Bish August 18, 2008