Jemonic Possession

When you receive a text, email or facebook message with spelling and syntax similar to a jejemon coming from a friend who does not do that before, that person may have been under jemonic possession.

What's wrong with your text message? Are you in some jemonic possession or something?

by m1kesa1nt May 9, 2010

Puma Posse

A collection of 20 something ladies who hang around together.

I want to go out but with that girl but she wants to spend time with her Puma Posse.

by Losman94 October 20, 2010

Computerized Possession

When one becomes possessed by his/her laptop/desktop computer because of never taking his/her eyes off of the monitor.

Teenage Guy #1: DUDE! Earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad's pistol! I was disturbed!

Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?

Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!

Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.

Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.

by UrbanPreTeen January 22, 2011

cyber-possession

Cyber-possession means the bout when you are in stark enthusiasm when playing a game and you are just too focused on it until you cuss when you lose in the game or even berate someone who tries to speak to you when you are playing it.

Larry: Hey bro, can I...
Steve: F**k off! I'm trying to concentrate in here!
George: Ahh Larry just let him alone, he has got the cyber-possession.

(a few seconds later)
Steve: Grr... Look! I lost the game! This is all your fault!!

by Le Mao September 3, 2012

mads poulsen

Mads Poulsen is a very nice, and a stong person.
He's so awesome, that many people cant be better!
If you're a "Mads Poulsen" You're very awesome and can kill everybody you want, without going to prison!
You should name you're son "Mads Poulsen" If you're awesome, and want him to be it too!

"My name is Mads Poulsen, and i'm cool!"

by Mads Poulsen February 20, 2017

Pussy possé

A group of women that are well trained in the art of fighting and warfare hired as mercenaries or just vigilantism to punish criminals and those who commit crimes against humanity. Made up of all women to further hummilate their target.

He stole the old ladys check so they sent the pussy possé to deal with him.

by weletthem May 23, 2018

force pussed

When a pussy is being forced upon you by the other person sitting on your face, making you eat them out or die in the process.

Last night she got real crazy and tied me up and force pussed me! I kinda liked it....

by StrangelyImpure November 11, 2018