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paper bag job

adj. used to describe (mainly) females whom posses good bodies yet have faces like a smacked arse... reffering to using a paper bag to cover their ugly faces during sex
Lad 1: Phwoar, look at that ass
(she turns around)
Lad 2: Damn she fell outta the ugly tree
Lads 1&2: Still give her one, paper bag job!
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jimmy page

James Patrick Page aka Jimmy Page.Best guitarist to grace the scene. Before even joining the YardBirds he was a studio session guitarist earning a name among his profession. His guitar works are on numerous albums. After the YardBirds split he formed Led Zeppelin gaining super stardom which was well deserved. Had an amazing stage presence and owned the skills many guitarist can only dream of. Even after Led Zeppelin broke up he still continued his own career.
Talent,Mystery,and handsome. Think that and Jimmy should be the first thought in your head.
by Nikki A. June 3, 2005
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paper bullets of the brain

To "fire off" hurtful words, to talk smack.
"Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humor?" -Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing, Shakespeare
by hey nonny August 27, 2006
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Paper Taco

Small, folded pieces of paper shot from rubber bands. Paper tacos are made by rolling a post-it note (or small piece of paper) really tightly, and then folding it in half. These paper "tacos" are then shot from rubber band by placing the "creased" part of the taco in the rubber band, and then flinging the rubber band.

Names vary greatly by region (see tags).
"Ouch! Johnny just shot me with a paper taco."
by Persian Man December 28, 2009
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Panera

A clean, upscale chain of restaurants primarily located on the eastern coast of America. They sell a variety of delicious, high-quality food from soups to sandwiches to desserts. Also featured are their fresh bread and healthy, low-carb options.

Contrary to what the other commenter stated, Panera is never out of stock when I go there.
The food place where yuppies stand on long lines and furiously press the buttons on their Motorola phones as they attempt to order a sandwich.
by anonymous December 10, 2004
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Paper Plate

A piece of paper that is shaped like a plate. Usually used for peeing into.
Guy: Dude I need to go pee!
Friend: Go into this paper plate!
by BlackRohanBeetle April 11, 2019
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dunny paper

a) Toilet paper
b) An undeveloped photo of a gook
a) Aww, I just took a mad shit. Now I need to wipe my arse with dunny paper.

b) Dunny paper is an undeveloped photo of a gook. Once I wipe my arse it will be properly developed
by powza the arouser June 7, 2007
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