Midgety

The act of being short or being short with people.

Dude, why are you being so midgety toward your girlfriend? Dude how does it feel to be so midgety?

by sentryisdeath July 19, 2017

Midget Slurper

One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.

Pee wee herman is a prime midget slurper!

by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017

Midget

Usually about 4 foot 2 when they're ten and very curious species. They do maths on alpacas and hate Asians.

Damn, Jacob Sartorious is like a midget.

by AlpacaBinTea May 9, 2018

midget beater

Guy with a little penis that he beats constantly

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018

Midget

Midgets have a huge biological advantage since they have night vision.

Im gonna go hunting with a midget since they have noght vision.

by Salsa dude398412 March 31, 2019

Midget

This person is usually fucking bad at video games, often making his character look tall just to feel tall. To find them just try looking down.

Troy is a fucking midget

When I saw Troy running I thaught it was a midget

by Memes are my bitch April 24, 2019

Midar

Midar is the kind of person who can be either really nice or really mean. You don’t want to be hated by him. Midar has a really good sense of humor. No girl really likes him because he’s so mean sometimes. Midars usually has light brown hair and green eyes.

-Midar is so hot!
-Eww Wtf but he’s so mean

by Oombagoomba April 27, 2019