purplelvmbo's definitions

Blartner

A blartner is simply a friend that is very close to you that has both the weight and skill set of the one and only Paul Blart.

Hey don't mess with my Blartner he'll kill you!

by purplelvmbo September 25, 2017

Midget Slurper

One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.

Pee wee herman is a prime midget slurper!

by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017

Lithuanian Lava Lamp

When semen forms bubbles within the penis until its eventual eruption.

Uh oh! Here comes my Lithuanian Lava Lamp!

by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017