Urban Dictionary: Definitions by purplelvmbo

Lithuanian Lava Lamp

When semen forms bubbles within the penis until its eventual eruption.

Uh oh! Here comes my Lithuanian Lava Lamp!

One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.

Pee wee herman is a prime midget slurper!

A blartner is simply a friend that is very close to you that has both the weight and skill set of the one and only Paul Blart.

Hey don't mess with my Blartner he'll kill you!

Blartner by purplelvmbo September 25, 2017