pretending your iPod touch is an iPhone to look cool, by either using apps to make it look like an iPhone or just holding it your head like one.
person A:"hey when did ben get an iPhone?"
person B: "he didn't, he is holding his iPod touch up to his ear"
person A: "what an iPhoney..."
person B: "he didn't, he is holding his iPod touch up to his ear"
person A: "what an iPhoney..."
by nate-dawg-dizzle November 29, 2009
Get the iPhoney mug.1) An adjective describing the status of a dropped call victim who was just disconnected from an iPhone user while that user's iPhone displayed full bars and was in a known area of good reception, yet still inexplicably dropped the call. 2) An adjective describing the status of a dropped call victim whose connection is lost under circumstances where 99% of all other phones would have maintained a connection.
During a lengthy conversation Johnny's iPhone suddenly dropped his call to LeeAnne, Johnny called her back stating "Sorry, you got iPhoned."
by TreesThere May 28, 2009
Get the iPhoned mug.ex 1. Jack gave up his crack habbit, for the new iPhone!
ex2. Johns iPhoneism helped Pete figure out his new phone.
ex2. Johns iPhoneism helped Pete figure out his new phone.
by unknownknown50 August 11, 2009
Get the iPhoneism mug.The resolution on most smartphones is poor enough that it can simulate beer goggles. Hence, it is possible to think someone is hot based on the picture on your phone, but in real life you wouldn't fuck them with a borrowed dick.
*checks email on phone* Wow, this chick is smokin hot.
*Checks email on PC* Holy Shit?! My goddamned iPhoneGoggles did it again- she's butt ugly!
*Checks email on PC* Holy Shit?! My goddamned iPhoneGoggles did it again- she's butt ugly!
by Gowaduv January 7, 2010
Get the iPhoneGoggles mug.Some dbag who pretends to be taking a photo or video with his Iphone when he really just wants to show everybody he owns an Iphone.
Ian saw a hot girl coming so he whipped out his Iphone and extended his arms as high and far as he could like a true iPhoneographer to pretend he was taking a picture, hoping the girl would see the logo and fall madly in love with him.
by tasteslikechicken March 30, 2012
Get the iPhoneographer mug.people who love their iphone so much they get a boner when they think about it or play with their iphone.
dude, i was in class looking at the new apps and when i saw one anout world of warcraft, i totally got a iphoner in class.
by Paul Hoffmann February 4, 2009
Get the iphoner mug.One who engages in regular use with the Apple iPhone. An iPhonic is far superior to those who have regular cellular devices.
Mel: I really want an iPhone.
Andy: You won't become an iPhonic, you're scared.
Mel: Yes. Yes, I am.
Andy: You won't become an iPhonic, you're scared.
Mel: Yes. Yes, I am.
by bradleyfrank June 19, 2010
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