cosmo girl

a cosmo girl is a young woman who takes a leading role in all aspects of her life. she is typically a beautiful, sexually active and single woman in her early twenties to mid thirties who lives in the city and holds a corporate/executive office job. "alpha female" would be a good name for her. she is financially secure and doesn't require a man's advice/assistance in her life at all. he is simply there to act as fluff for moments when she's not busy going clubbing, hitting up fancy cocktail lounges, or having girl trips with her friends. she is the perfect sexual minx in the sack and knows exactly how to treat her man right (if she chooses to settle down with one). she's physically fit and keeps up on all of the latest celebrity gossip, style trends, and pop culture knowledge.

Anna Wintour, the leading editor for Vogue, is a Cosmo Girl in her own right simply because she is the head of an empire that makes millions of dollars.

by Sherilynn Macale December 11, 2007

Common Sense

Fuckin rapper, with a classic song : Resurrection, was called Common Sense a long time ago until these people sued him for it cuz he "stole their name". He is no known as Common. Lets get his next album comin soon, called BE or sumthing. ELECTRIC CIRCUS SUCKED!

umm um um um um um um yeah, whys he bald? um um um yeah

by roy July 8, 2004

Cosmopolitan Ice Cream

When a girl gets double-penetrated by a black guy and a white guy at the same time, while on her period.

Chocolate, Strawberry, and Vanilla

Hey man I gave Paige the Cosmopolitan Ice Cream last month, but we need more vanilla for tonight, you in?

by CapnJohnSmith September 5, 2011

Commoners

High school students who can't stand the idea of being different. Often known for abandoning logic for the sake of a joke that does not make sense. Also known for asking why someone doesn't like them after performing several verbal attacks on that person.

I'm above that activity. It's for Commoners.

by BryanJ August 5, 2003

Common Sense

A personality trait that allows a person to disconcern the obvious from what they see or do. Unfortunately, too many people lack this basic personality trait and it leads them to make stupid decisions which they pathetically try to justify. Their are also people who lacks common sense and is, for some reason, proud of it.

Most common type of people who lack common sense: Liberals, feminists, school kids, family court judges, judges presiding over litigation cases, fatasses who blame their obesity on others, most of Hollywood, PETA activists, morons who blame their parents when they fuck up, etc etc.

Common Sense - Washing your hands on a certain basis to avoid illness.

No Common Sense - Walking across the street in the face of oncoming traffic during a green light.

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Common Sense - Going to college in preparation for adult life.

No Common Sense - Having premarital sex without protection.

by BusinessMan May 17, 2005

Commonwealth Team

Basically the greatest team to roam the on-line world of Halo. Were once challenged to a war by the Blue team and the Red team, and completely made bitch meat of them bolth. Rumours are abound about a new challenge, which is widely regarded as a joke by the Commonwealth team, but they love to humour other retarded teams so have obliged.

Red team suck
Blue team suck
Commonwealth team own.

by Maximus April 9, 2005

CommonTransWs

A groomer who defends pedophiles and rapists. She enjoys preying on minors and is attracted to animals herself. Constantly takes Ls despite her name and is chronically online, having never touched a single blade of grass or stepped foot outside her basement

*Sane person is repulsed by pedophilia

"CommonTransWs defends said pedophile

by bimbong February 3, 2023